PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Armando Quetzalcoatl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Konsta Pylkkanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quetzalcoatl comes to the cage accompanied by J-Lo : On the Floor. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Quetzalcoatl
vs
Pylkkanen

202 cm
25
279 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

192 cm
26
280 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Armando Quetzalcoatl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Konsta Pylkkanen!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Quetzalcoatl rushes Pylkkanen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Quetzalcoatl unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pylkkanen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Quetzalcoatl with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Quetzalcoatl using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quetzalcoatl crunches a lovely knee into Pylkkanen's ribcage.
Pylkkanen looks winded!
Quetzalcoatl scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Quetzalcoatl lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Konsta Pylkkanen has been cut.
A knee to the head by Quetzalcoatl.
Quetzalcoatl connects with a knee to the head.
Quetzalcoatl working Pylkkanen over with knees to the body.

Quetzalcoatl drops Pylkkanen with a big knee straight up the middle! Pylkkanen is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Pylkkanen is rocked!
Quetzalcoatl throws a sloppy head kick and Pylkkanen moves out of range easily.
Pylkkanen is still on wobbly legs! Can Quetzalcoatl finish him?
Pylkkanen gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Armando Quetzalcoatl!
During a confident post fight interview, Armando Quetzalcoatl thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.