PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Max Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yolo Swag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yolo Swag is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Pain
vs
Swag

220 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
168 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Max Pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yolo Swag!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swag throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pain.
Swag tries to clinch there but Pain circles away.
Pain circles away from the clinch attempt.
Swag shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pain as he jumps to the side.

Swag gets a clinch.
Pain drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Swag gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Swag is trying to break the clinch but Pain is controlling him.
Pain prevents Swag from breaking the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Pain.
Swag gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Pain.
Swag wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Pain's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Pain gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swag tries to pull guard but Pain forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Pain has Swag pushed against the cage.
Pain trying to land knees to the body.
Swag goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Swag is trying to push Pain away but Pain has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Pain escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Swag is pawing at Pain, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Pain's nose. Pain is badly hurt! Swag pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Pain tries desperately to hold on but Swag is relentless in his assault! As Pain receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Swag away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yolo Swag!