PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jan Kowalsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Kowalsky
vs
Fucked up

186 cm
30
178 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

178 cm
27
182 lbs
9 - 11 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very strong

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jan Kowalsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucked up throws a right hand that Kowalsky ducks under and follows up with a left that Kowalsky also avoids with ease.
Kowalsky misses with a takedown attempt

and Fucked up counters by clinching up.
Kowalsky is trying to pull guard but Fucked up turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Fucked up breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice combination there by Fucked up.

Kowalsky feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Fucked up is looking to stand up but Kowalsky isn't so interested in that idea.

Kowalsky drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Kowalsky jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Kowalsky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Kowalsky drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Kowalsky off! Kowalsky jumps back into Fucked up's guard.

Kowalsky is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kowalsky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Kowalsky drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Kowalsky off! Kowalsky jumps back into Fucked up's guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fucked up tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fucked up has his hands on Kowalsky's head, controlling the position.

Kowalsky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Kowalsky drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Fucked up dives on top into guard.

Kowalsky looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Fucked up is defending well. Kowalsky quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Fucked up has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Kowalsky celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jan Kowalsky!
During a confident post fight interview, Jan Kowalsky thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.