PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robson Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wha
vs
Silva

225 cm
25
300 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

178 cm
23
225 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

ANABOLIC Nutrition 160Q and LAUNDRY 85%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Robson Silva!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Seu Braga and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha throws a hook to the side of Silva's head but Silva sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wha displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Silva.

Wha rushes Silva and presses him up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Wha.
Silva is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Wha breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Silva looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Silva throwing shots but Wha is blocking nicely.
Wha avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Silva.
Wha is concentrating on defense, preventing Silva from advancing position.
Wha taking some punishment here, with Silva in his half guard.

Silva is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Wha sees it coming and defends easily.
Wha is trying to control but Silva manages to pass to mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Wha hang on?
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Silva cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Wha wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Silva.
Silva lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Wha hang on?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silva landing punches.
Silva lands with some strikes.

Wha is rocked!
Silva in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Oh Wha is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Silva lands a big shot to the head and Wha winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Robson Silva!
A very excited looking Robson Silva made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.