PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between PitPat Spokesthing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kendrick Hardison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hardison has chosen Get Low as his entrance music. Kendrick Hardison is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Spokesthing
vs
Hardison

171 cm
20
142 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

165 cm
27
131 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, PitPat Spokesthing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kendrick Hardison!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Hardison looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spokesthing darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hardison has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spokesthing finds it's way round the side to connect with Hardison's head.
Danga de danga de dang - Spokesthing scores with a four punch combination!
Spokesthing works the jab nicely.
Spokesthing uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hardison has time to react.
A good leg kick by Spokesthing.
Spokesthing moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Spokesthing uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hardison.
Hardison gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spokesthing.
Hardison tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spokesthing swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hardison is trying hard to land a takedown here. Spokesthing sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hardison shoots in for a double leg but Spokesthing sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Spokesthing avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spokesthing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardison misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
PitPat Spokesthing has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kendrick Hardison.
Hardison takes one to the chin there.
Spokesthing scores with the left hand. Hardison knows he should have avoided that one.
Hardison doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Spokesthing darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hardison stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spokesthing.
Hardison shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Spokesthing but Spokesthing pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Spokesthing scores with a sloppy right hand. Hardison should have avoided that one.
Spokesthing fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hardison looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice sprawl there from Spokesthing as Hardison shoots in.
Hardison takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Spokesthing throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hardison is trying desperately to land a takedown but Spokesthing is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Hardison.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spokesthing lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Spokesthing digs a good body shot into Hardison's ribs.
Spokesthing is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Hardison takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hardison fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spokesthing scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Spokesthing connects with a body shot that sends Hardison's belly button to the back.
Hardison fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Spokesthing throws out a powerful jab.
Hardison is looking to clinch.
Spokesthing connects with a jab.
Hardison tries to clinch but Spokesthing moves out of range.
Hardison throws out a leg kick but Spokesthing moves out of range and Hardison only half commits.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spokesthing moves out of range of the leg kick from Hardison.
Spokesthing throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hardison takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Spokesthing listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
An inside leg kick lands from Spokesthing.
Spokesthing catches Hardison with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spokesthing connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Spokesthing throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hardison stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hardison moves forwards but Spokesthing connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Spokesthing takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice jab there from Spokesthing.
Hardison fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hardison pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spokesthing with a nice cross.
Hardison on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hardison takes one to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice shot by Spokesthing.
Spokesthing throws a good cross that connects.
Spokesthing lands with a nice body punch.
Spokesthing thuds his right hand into Hardison's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spokesthing circles away from the clinch attempt.
Spokesthing jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Spokesthing turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jab by Spokesthing.

Hardison is rocked!
Spokesthing drops Hardison with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Hardison! Spokesthing dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). PitPat Spokesthing!
A relieved looking PitPat Spokesthing thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.