PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ville Galle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Ville Galle has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Galle
vs
Turd

183 cm
26
165 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

175 cm
33
163 lbs
18 - 18 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ville Galle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Anthony Taglia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Galle throws a head kick that misses.
Galle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Galle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Galle fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Turd avoids it really well and circles away.
Galle throws a head kick that misses
and Turd counters with a nice leg kick.
Turd takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Turd shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Turd drops an elbow to the side of Galle's head.
Galle has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Galle wants to control the action here but instead Turd manages to pass to full mount!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Galle really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Galle throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galle tries to lock up and control but Turd gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Galle taking shots to the head.
Turd lands a big elbow.
Turd lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

It looks like Ville Galle has been cut.
Galle tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Turd looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd looking to finish Galle with some ground and pound. This is bad for Galle!
Turd lands a big elbow.

Galle is rocked!
Turd unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Galle wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Turd celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!