PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dong Hyun Kim Kardashian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tom Brandt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong Hyun Kim Kardashian has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Hyun Kim Kardashian
vs
Brandt

200 cm
20
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

188 cm
27
268 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good in bed

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Powerful

Condemned

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dong Hyun Kim Kardashian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tom Brandt!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kardashian scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Tom Brandt has been cut.

Kardashian scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kardashian will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Brandt blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kardashian.
Kardashian thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Brandt wants to improve his position but Kardashian is controlling well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kardashian thows a huge punch but Brandt dodges it nicely.
Kardashian slips a nice elbow through Brandt's hands, connecting with Brandt's forehead.
Brandt is trying to get back to full guard.
Kardashian working over Brandt with some ground and pound. Brandt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Brandt keeping hold of Kardashian's head, controlling as best he can.
Brandt moves into full guard.
Kardashian trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kardashian throwing strikes from guard but Brandt blocks nicely.
Kardashian postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kardashian stopping the sweep attempt from Brandt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian is working Brandt over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Kardashian with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kardashian trying to control but Brandt is working from the bottom.
Kardashian throwing strikes but missing.
Brandt not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Brandt has his hands on Kardashian's head, controlling the position.
Brandt utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kardashian postures up in Brandt's guard and throws a big left but Brandt blocks it.
Kardashian is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kardashian cracks Brandt with a solid left hand.

Brandt has his foot on Kardashian's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kardashian works his way back into a safe position though.
Brandt looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kardashian is one step ahead there.
Brandt is trying to control the position but Kardashian postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Brandt manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brandt thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Kardashian knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Brandt on the ground.
Kardashian avoids a series of strikes thrown by Brandt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brandt looking to control but Kardashian is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Kardashian tries to lock up and control but Brandt gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Brandt breaks from Kardashian's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Brandt landing strikes from the mount.

Brandt with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Brandt trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Kardashian is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brandt fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

Brandt wants to finish this one by submission but Kardashian is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Brandt.

Brandt working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Brandt with a couple of short strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Brandt is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kardashian to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kardashian shrugs it off.
Brandt prevents Kardashian from getting the reversal.
Kardashian is working hard here to advance position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Brandt looking for a guillotine from mount but Kardashian is having none of it.
Kardashian tries to lock up and control but Brandt gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brandt is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Kardashian can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Kardashian is trying desperately to improve position.
Brandt tries to control but Kardashian wriggling away.

Brandt is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Kardashian has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Brandt postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Kardashian bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Brandt and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tom Brandt!
A very excited looking Tom Brandt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.