PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simone Loria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer comes to the cage accompanied by Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama. The crowd seem to be enjoying Loria's choice of entrance music: Folkstone - Nebbie. Bert Kreischer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kreischer
vs
Loria

195 cm
24
265 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

198 cm
28
263 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simone Loria!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loria lands a right hook to the body.
Loria is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jab, jab by Loria - just one landing.
Loria keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Kreischer darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Kreischer stops Loria from getting back to his feet.
Kreischer is thwarting Loria's attempts to control the position.
Loria controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kreischer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Loria has managed to free his arm - good work.
Kreischer wants to control but Loria is keeping him busy.
Loria won't allow Kreischer to pass to mount.
Loria trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Kreischer manages to pass to mount!
Loria wants to hold on but Kreischer pushes him away.
Loria can't escape the position.

Kreischer is working for a guillotine from mount but Loria frees his head quite easily.
Loria tries to hold on but Kreischer postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loria flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Loria wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.

Loria is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Kreischer gets his way!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kreischer gets his hands free as Loria looks to control.
Loria rolls, trying to escape but Kreischer keeps control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Kreischer working for the choke.
Loria trying to control the hands but Kreischer breaks the grip.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Loria is trying to stand back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kreischer is working for a rear naked choke. Loria is not defending it well and Kreischer has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Loria refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Loria's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bert Kreischer!
Our winner, Bert Kreischer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.