PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bla might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I'm gonna live forever. The crowd seem to be enjoying Gracie's choice of entrance music: r this town i 101. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Bla
vs
Gracie

180 cm
26
264 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

195 cm
34
280 lbs
46 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bla with a lazy takedown attempt
and Gracie counters with a nice kick to the body.
Bla shoots and misses
and Gracie counters with an inside leg kick.
Bla is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gracie lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bla takes a step back to recover.

Gracie closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Bla's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Gracie working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bla's head.
Gracie controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Bla is trying to hold Gracie in close to prevent damage but Gracie has managed to pass into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Bla might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie winds up and cracks Bla with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Gracie working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Gracie looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Bla is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gracie is controlling the pace.
Gracie prevents Bla from improving his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bla is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Gracie scores with a couple of nice shots.
Gracie landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bla wants to improve his position but Gracie is controlling well.
Gracie wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bla keeps working.
Gracie works his way into full mount!
Bla wants to hold on but Gracie pushes him away.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gracie landing strikes from the mount and Bla is in trouble!
Gracie tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bla tries to reverse the position but Gracie maintains control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie trying to control but Bla is having none of it.
Gracie controlling the pace for now.
Gracie cracks Bla with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Bla wants to hold on but Gracie pushes him away.
Bla keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie working away from the top, dropping strikes.

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bla is wriggling around trying to escape.
Gracie tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bla Bla's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A nice leg kick lands there from Gracie.
A nice leg kick lands there from Gracie.
Bla doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Gracie counters with a head kick. That will keep Bla thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A chopping leg kick lands by Gracie.
Bla gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Asshole Gracie! Asshole Gracie retains his heavyweight title!
A less than humble Asshole Gracie misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.