PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ira Stein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammund Rohirrim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Ira Stein has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ira Stein seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Stein
vs
Rohirrim

198 cm
29
269 lbs
14 - 19 - 0

193 cm
26
220 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ira Stein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Grammund Rohirrim!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stein throws a nice looking combination but Rohirrim bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A telegraphed right hand from Stein misses the target.
Rohirrim misses with a double jab.
Rohirrim slips a jab and a cross from Stein.
Rohirrim doesn't manage to clinch there - Stein circles away.
Stein slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Stein with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stein lands a right hook to the body.

Rohirrim gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rohirrim tries a body shot but Stein blocks it.

Stein's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Stein punishes Rohirrim's body with a nice straight punch.
Rohirrim moves out of range of the leg kick from Stein.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stein lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Rohirrim has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Rohirrim and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Stein punishes Rohirrim's body with a nice straight punch.
Rohirrim feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Steins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Stein misses with an uppercut. Rohirrim saw that one coming.
Stein thows a body shot but no joy.
Rohirrim with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stein to score with a decent uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rohirrim throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stein counters with a nice body shot.
Stein moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rohirrim looks winded!
A big left from Stein misses.
Stein on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stein feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Rohirrim crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ira Stein!
Ira Stein managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Skinny Vince's Overpriced Laundry Service, into his post fight interview.