PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voitto Putkimies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Putkimies
vs
Klopfenstein

179 cm
29
219 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

169 cm
34
168 lbs
28 - 17 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Voitto Putkimies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Putkimies throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Putkimies shoots and misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a low kick, right behind Putkimies 's knee.
Voitto Putkimies seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Putkimies throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
Putkimies gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Klopfenstein cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Putkimies tries for a takedown but Klopfenstein circles away easily
and Putkimies takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick
and Putkimies counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Putkimies wants to clinch
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Putkimies shrugs it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Putkimies with a lazy takedown attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Putkimies in his tracks momentarily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Voitto Putkimies. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses
and Putkimies counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Putkimies throws a sloppy body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Putkimies misses with a takedown attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
Putkimies with a lazy takedown attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
Putkimies has his takedown stuffed
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Putkimies is breathing heavily.
Putkimies wants to clinch but Klopfenstein slips to the side
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
Putkimies misses with a takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Putkimies shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies with a lazy takedown attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Putkimies's knee momentarily.
Putkimies misses with a takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Putkimies in his tracks momentarily.
Klopfenstein circles away from the clinch attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Putkimies with a poor takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies with a lazy takedown attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Putkimies looks to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein throws a quick inside leg kick.
Klopfenstein lands a nice leg kick that just misses Putkimies's sensitive parts.
A head kick misses from Putkimies.
Putkimies misses with a takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Putkimies is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Nice cross by Klopfenstein .

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies tries to clinch up
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Putkimies in his tracks momentarily.
Putkimies is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Putkimies on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Putkimies doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Putkimies's knee momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Putkimies gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Klopfenstein throws a head kick but Putkimies moves out of range.
Putkimies misses with a takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Klopfenstein . He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick but Putkimies moves out of range.
Putkimies with a poor takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Putkimies's knee momentarily.
Putkimies doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Voitto Putkimies. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Putkimies fails with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klopfenstein chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klopfenstein pushes Putkimies away with a front kick.
Voitto Putkimies is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Putkimies darts in trying to clinch
and Klopfenstein makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Putkimies really felt that one!
Putkimies fails with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Putkimies is lucky that one didn't land flush.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Putkimies. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Putkimies looks to clinch
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein thumps Putkimies with a low kick.
Klopfenstein scores with a kick to the midsection.
Putkimies throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Putkimies shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice shot lands for Klopfenstein .
Putkimies tries to clinch but Klopfenstein moves away
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Klopfenstein .

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Klopfenstein .
Putkimies on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Putkimies dodges the punch combination from Klopfenstein .
Putkimies tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Putkimies doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a straight right hand.
Klopfenstein lands a nice looking kick to the body. Putkimies takes a step back to recover.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein scores with a leg kick.
Klopfenstein lands a head kick!
Putkimies closes the distance looking to clinch
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Putkimies avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Putkimies is looking to clinch but Klopfenstein is avoiding it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ichabod Klopfenstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Putkimies fails with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a low kick, right behind Putkimies 's knee.
Putkimies fails with the takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a good low kick that Putkimies was not able to check.
Putkimies takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Putkimies with a poor takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Voitto Putkimies. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Putkimies moves to clinch but Klopfenstein breaks away
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Putkimies takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Putkimies throws a chopping leg kick but Klopfenstein manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Ichabod Klopfenstein seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Putkimies fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klopfenstein manages to avoid it.
Putkimies with a poor takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
Klopfenstein goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Putkimies fails with the takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies misses with a takedown attempt
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Putkimies thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Klopfenstein lets loose with a powerful body kick. Putkimies will feel that in the morning.
Klopfenstein circles away from the clinch attempt
and Klopfenstein makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Putkimies really felt that one!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice leg kick lands there from Klopfenstein .
Putkimies swings for the body but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Klopfenstein fakes the leg kick and cracks Putkimies in the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies with a poor takedown
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Putkimies tries for a takedown but Klopfenstein circles away easily
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
Putkimies misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Putkimies gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Putkimies shrugs it off.

It looks like Voitto Putkimies has been cut.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Putkimies has his takedown stuffed
enabling Klopfenstein to counter with a crisp jab.
Klopfenstein scores with a head kick.

Putkimies is rocked!
Klopfenstein scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Oh Putkimies is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Putkimies shoots and misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a monster head kick that knocks Putkimies out cold! He topples like fallen a tree, crashing to the mat! Timbeeeeeerrr!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ichabod Klopfenstein !
After the big win, Ichabod Klopfenstein made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Xtreme Merchandise and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.