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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tadas Menelaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tadas Menelaos has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with BitchFace PoopyPants's chin.
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275 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tadas Menelaos!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Menelaos digs a good hook to PoopyPants's body.
PoopyPants misses the body punch
and Menelaos counters with a crisp one two that drops PoopyPants! Menelaos thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves PoopyPants to his feet! PoopyPants is in big trouble!
PoopyPants is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Menelaos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Menelaos misses with a straight right.
PoopyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice shot lands for PoopyPants.
Menelaos throws a predictable looking body shot
and PoopyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
PoopyPants blocks a jab.
Oooooh!!! Menelaos has knocked PoopyPants down with a huge combo! Menelaos steps away and waves a wobbly PoopyPants back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Oh PoopyPants is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PoopyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Menelaos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Menelaos misses with a two punch combination.
Menelaos avoids the body shot from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants seems to have got his legs back now.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants darts in and clinches Menelaos up against the cage.
PoopyPants blocks an uppercut.
PoopyPants working aggressively here.
PoopyPants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Menelaos misses with a body punch.
Menelaos scores with a shot to the side of PoopyPants's head.
Menelaos blocks the elbow strike.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Menelaos leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Menelaos working aggressively here.
Menelaos's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
PoopyPants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
PoopyPants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up.
Menelaos throws a jab but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Menelaos makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants takes a swing at Menelaos's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Menelaos wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
PoopyPants is breathing heavily.
Menelaos drops PoopyPants with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but PoopyPants looks back up at him and smiles so Menelaos waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Menelaos cracks PoopyPants with a left hook right on the temple and PoopyPants goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Menelaos lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully PoopyPants is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tadas Menelaos!
Tadas Menelaos is the new heavyweight champion!
Tadas Menelaos thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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