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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jase Newson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald comes to the cage accompanied by EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jase Newson!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Newson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Newson checks a leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Newson checks a leg kick.
McDonald darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Newson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McDonald misses with a straight right.
Newson throws a poor cross that misses
and McDonald counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McDonald turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McDonald uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Newson.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonald.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald thows a body shot but no joy.
McDonald swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McDonald has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Newson.
Newson scoring well with a low kick there.
Newson walks forward, straight into a front kick from McDonald.
Newson misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald fails in his attempt to clinch.
Newson tried to score with a low kick but McDonald checks it.
Newson walks into a straight right hand from McDonald.
McDonald loads up on a big right hand but Newson slips the punch.
Newson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McDonald sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McDonald takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Newson scores with a push kick.
McDonald takes a swing at Newson's ribcage but misses.
Newson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McDonald moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
McDonald misses with a body kick.
A slow jab from McDonald misses its intended target.
McDonald fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An inside leg kick from Newson misses.
McDonald throws a leg kick but Newson moved away.
McDonald connects with an inside leg kick.
Newson moves out of range of the body kick.
McDonald lands a two punch combo.
McDonald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Newson jabs at McDonald's body.
McDonald thuds his right hand into Newson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Newson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Newson lands with a good body shot.
McDonald fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Newson is out of range.
McDonald misses with a wild body shot.
McDonald scores with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
McDonald takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Newson misses with a body shot.
Newson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Newson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McDonald is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Newson.
Newson misses with a body kick.
McDonald avoids a kick to the body.
Newson looks to land a right hand but McDonald moved out of range.
Nice sprawl there from McDonald as Newson shoots in.
McDonald lands a lovely overhand right.
Newson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McDonald.
Newson misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald is looking to land body kicks.
Newson punishes McDonald's body with a nice straight punch.
Newson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McDonald counters with a right hand to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Newson throws a leg kick
and McDonald connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Newson throws a leg kick but McDonald moved away.
McDonald throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McDonald takes one to the chin there.
McDonald throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McDonald is looking to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Newson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Newson connects with an inside leg kick.
That kick from McDonald tenderised Newson's leg. Newson is trying to keep his angry face on.
McDonald fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ronald McDonald will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
McDonald scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McDonald fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McDonald takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Newson misses the shot to the body.
Jab from McDonald.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McDonald. Newson shrugs it off though.
Jab from Newson.
McDonald bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Newson's head.
McDonald throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Newson cracks McDonald with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A combination from Newson does no damage.
Newson throws a wild body kick that McDonald sees coming a mile off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Newson. McDonald does a little dance to reset his feet.
McDonald lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, jab by McDonald - just one landing.
A swing and a miss from McDonald.
McDonald takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McDonald is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
Newson throws a leg kick but McDonald sees it coming and moves out of range.
McDonald is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Newson.
Newson missing with a left hand there. McDonald was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McDonald tried to score with a low kick but Newson checks it.
Newson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McDonald scores with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald moves out of range of the strikes.
Newson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McDonald scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald wants to land a leg kick but Newson is out of range.
Newson misses the jab.
Newson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McDonald tries to clinch but Newson moves out of range.
McDonald misses with a left hand
enabling Newson to counter with a crisp jab.
Newson missing with a left hand there. McDonald was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McDonald clinches up with Newson and pushes him back against the cage.
McDonald tries to work over Newson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McDonald throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Newsons head.
McDonald lands a shoulder strike.
Newson misses with a punch to the body.
Newson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Newson swings wildly with an uppercut but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
McDonald is working Newson over against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Newson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Newson throws a head punch that misses.
McDonald misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from McDonald fails to land.
McDonald taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
Newson throws a punch but it's blocked by McDonald.
McDonald swings wildly with an uppercut but Newson uses good head movement to avoid it.
McDonald tries to work over Newson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McDonald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Newson is breathing heavily.
McDonald lands a left hand.
Newson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Newson takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Newson takes an elbow to the temple.
McDonald struggles to land a body shot inside as Newson controls his hands.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Newson just misses with a elbow thrown towards McDonald's brow.
McDonald stalling the fight.
Newson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Newson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nice body punch from McDonald.
McDonald lands a left hand that snaps the head of Newson backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for McDonald.
McDonald misses with a body punch.
A short body shot lands from McDonald as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Newson is defending well for now.
McDonald misses with a body punch.
McDonald lands a shot to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from McDonald.
McDonald misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ronald McDonald dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Newson tries to score with a low kick but McDonald moves his leg out of the way.
McDonald rushes Newson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McDonald presses Newson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
McDonald softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McDonald tries to work over Newson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McDonald trying to control the position but instead, Newson has worked for underhooks and has pushed McDonald into the cage.
Newson managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald leaning his opponent against the cage.
Newson blocks a body shot from McDonald.
Newson swings wildly with an uppercut but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
McDonald tries to work over Newson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald tries a body shot but Newson blocks it.
Newson blocks the elbow strike.
McDonald has Newson pressed against the cage, preventing Newson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ronald McDonald has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Newson blocks an elbow strike from McDonald.
With the fighters up against the cage, McDonald throws an elbow but misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for McDonald.
Newson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Knees to the body from McDonald.
Newson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Newson is trying to break the clinch but McDonald is controlling him.
Newson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from McDonald on the inside.
Newson misses with the head strike.
Newson tries to work over McDonald's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McDonald lands an elbow just above Newson 's eye.
McDonald taking a breather.
McDonald misses with an elbow over the top.
McDonald can't find room to land a body shot as Newson controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McDonald breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McDonald tries a low kick but Newson avoids it.
Newson cracks McDonald with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Newson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McDonald checks it well.
McDonald dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A swing and a miss from Newson.
McDonald scores with a head kick. Newson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Newson throws the left hand but McDonald avoids the punch easily.
Newson throws the left hand but McDonald avoids the punch easily.
Newson checks a leg kick.
Newson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonald.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald misses with a hook to the body
letting Newson counter with a right hand.
McDonald forces Newson back against the cage and clinches.
McDonald lands a nice knee to the body.
Newson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McDonald prevents a body shot from Newson.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McDonald lands a good knee to the midsection. Newson won't want to take too many of those.
Knees to the body from McDonald.
Newson blocks an elbow strike.
McDonald lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McDonald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Newson stalling in the clinch but McDonald improves position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald tries to land a knee to the head but Newson blocks with his arms.
Newson misses with a punch to the body.
McDonald lands a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Newson misses with a hook to the ribs.
McDonald lands a nice elbow.
McDonald's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Newson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McDonald misses with a low kick.
Newson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McDonald.
McDonald throws a nice head kick!
Newson is rocked!
McDonald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Newson was well out of range. Poor timing from McDonald.
Newson is still on wobbly legs! Can McDonald finish him?
McDonald is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Newson seems to have recovered his senses.
McDonald is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Newson is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ronald McDonald clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
McDonald lands a big right hand that sends Newson crashing to the mat! McDonald stays standing though and waves Newson back to his feet!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Newson crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McDonald - the referee stops the clock and Newson gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McDonald. Newson manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Newson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Newson thows a body shot but no joy.
Newson misses the jab.
McDonald feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Newson's calf.
McDonald lands a big right hand that sends Newson crashing to the mat! McDonald stays standing though and waves Newson back to his feet!
Newson throws a series of punches but McDonald moves out of range.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Newson drops his hands momentarily and McDonald takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Newson scores with a jab to the body.
McDonald lands a front kick.
Newson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Newson is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald blocks a low kick nicely.
McDonald is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Newson can do to turn this around?
Newson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McDonald can pounce on him.
McDonald cracks Newson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Newson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can McDonald finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald cracks Newson on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Newson falls backwards against the cage. McDonald follows up with more strikes that drop Newson to his knees. McDonald keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Newson! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ronald McDonald!
Post fight, Ronald McDonald stared into the camera and said 'That fat sack of sh*t decided he was gonna call ME out? That was a big f*cking mistake buddy. Why don't you and your slutty mom go back to South Park where you belong, go eat some cheezie poofs and cry about it. F*ck you Eric Cartman! Geezers Palace rules! Goodnight ladies and gentlemen! '.
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