PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Joe Rogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randall Flagg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rogan comes to the ring accompanied by Train by Day Joe Rogan Podcast by Night. Flagg is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Platters - Twilight Time. Randall Flagg has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Rogan
vs
Flagg

190 cm
23
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

171 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Excellent boxer
Very quick

Dangerous knees
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Rogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Randall Flagg!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Sergei Dronov and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flagg wants to slow Rogan down by chopping away at his legs.
Rogan avoids the head kick by Flagg.
Rogan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A clash of legs there as Rogan blocks the low kick.
Rogan swings for the body but Flagg moves out of range.
Joe Rogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick by Rogan misses
and Flagg counters with a leg kick.
Flagg tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A head kick misses from Flagg.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rogan.
Flagg throws a low kick but Rogan moves out of range easily.
Rogan tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Rogan misses
and Flagg counters with a leg kick.
Rogan misses with a low kick.
Flagg looks to throw the jab but Rogan is out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rogan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Rogan lands a front kick to the face, that drops Flagg to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!

Flagg is rocked!
Flagg avoids the head kick by Rogan.
Flagg is still on wobbly legs! Can Rogan finish him?
Flagg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rogan manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogan tries a head kick but it misses.
Rogan keeps the fight on the outside.
Rogan throws a head kick but Flagg moves out of range.
Flagg seems to have recovered his senses.
Flagg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Flagg drops his hands momentarily and Rogan takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rogan misses with a head kick.
Rogan steps in and throws a big head kick that drops Flagg to the mat! Flagg looks in trouble, can he beat the count? Rogan is bouncing in a neutral corner joining in with the referee '4,5,6' they both chant. 7,8,9... he's not going to make it! 10! He's out! Rogan jumps onto the ropes and takes in the acclaim from the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Joe Rogan!
A relieved looking Joe Rogan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.