PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Andrews (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat Sagdiyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Andrews's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Inflikted. Sagdiyev has chosen Mamaliga as his entrance music. Borat Sagdiyev is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Andrews
vs
Sagdiyev

183 cm
27
215 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

191 cm
27
210 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Prestige Nutrition (160!)
CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, BJ Andrews!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat Sagdiyev!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sagdiyev throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Andrews uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sagdiyev.
Some bone on bone action there as Andrews checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Andrews misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Andrews looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Andrews blocks a jab.
Andrews shoots in and drives through. Sagdiyev sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BJ Andrews. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Andrews shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Sagdiyev defends it nicely.
Sagdiyev lands a front kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sagdiyev. Andrews does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice shot by Sagdiyev.
Sagdiyev scores with a one two! Andrews had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like BJ Andrews has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sagdiyev throws out a powerful jab.
Sagdiyev throws out a powerful jab.
Sagdiyev throws a jab but it's blocked by Andrews.
Andrews fails with a takedown attempt.
Andrews shoots in for a takedown but Sagdiyev shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Andrews tries for a takedown but Sagdiyev sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
No luck for Andrews with that takedown attempt.
Borat Sagdiyev is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Andrews shoots in looking for a takedown but Sagdiyev manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Andrews's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Sagdiyev slaps away a takedown attempt from Andrews, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sagdiyev stuffs the takedown.
Sagdiyev scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Andrews darts in and clinches Sagdiyev up against the cage.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Andrews. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Andrews has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Sagdiyev avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Sagdiyev lands with a left to the head.
Sagdiyev working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Andrews drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Sagdiyev escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Andrews moves out of range as Sagdiyev strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sagdiyev throws a jab when Andrews was well out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Andrews shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Sagdiyev counter with a right hand.
Andrews slips a jab and a cross from Sagdiyev.
Andrews closes the distance and clinches up with Sagdiyev, looking for a takedown. Andrews pushes Sagdiyev against the cage but Sagdiyev circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
BJ Andrews seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sagdiyev lands with a good body shot.
Andrews shoots and misses
and Sagdiyev counters with a right hand to the body.
Andrews misses with a takedown attempt
and Andrews takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Andrews is breathing heavily.
Sagdiyev misses with a hook. Andrews ducked under it nicely.
Andrews gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sagdiyev.
Decent striking displayed by Andrews there.
Andrews shoots in but Sagdiyev avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sagdiyev misses with a hook. Andrews ducked under it nicely.
Sagdiyev looks to land a right hand but Andrews moved out of range.
Andrews shoots in looking for a takedown. Sagdiyev tries to sprawl out of it but Andrews keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Sagdiyev manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Sagdiyev misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Andrews fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Andrews fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Sagdiyev sprawls well initially but Andrews persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Sagdiyev gets full guard.
Sagdiyev keeping full guard, as Andrews tries to pass.
Sagdiyev wants to sweep here but Andrews controlling him for the moment.
Sagdiyev has control of Andrews's left arm, preventing Andrews from doing any damage.
Sagdiyev keeping full guard, as Andrews tries to pass.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Andrews accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sagdiyev seems keen to control Andrews's posture.
Andrews is looking to advance position but Sagdiyev has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Sagdiyev wants to control the pace but Andrews is squirming around nicely.
Sagdiyev looking to control and managing it successfully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Andrews is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borat Sagdiyev dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Andrews's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Sagdiyev fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Andrews has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sagdiyev misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Andrews.
Sagdiyev throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Andrews closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sagdiyev circles away.
Sagdiyev thows a left - swing and a miss!
Borat Sagdiyev seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No luck for Andrews with that takedown attempt.
Andrews has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BJ Andrews. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sagdiyev fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Andrews on the side of the head.
Andrews closes the distance and clinches up with Sagdiyev, looking for a takedown. Andrews pushes Sagdiyev against the cage but Sagdiyev circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Andrews defending well as Sagdiyev loads up on a big left hand.
Sagdiyev loads up on a big right hand but Andrews slips the punch.
Sagdiyev throws a series of punches but Andrews moves out of range.
Andrews fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Sagdiyev misses the shot to the body.
Andrews misses with a straight right.
No joy there for Sagdiyev, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sagdiyev connects with a crisp jab.
Sagdiyev throws a leg kick that misses.
Andrews has his takedown stuffed
and Sagdiyev counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Andrews thinking.
Andrews misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Decent striking displayed by Sagdiyev there.
Andrews dives in and grabs Sagdiyev's left leg, looking for a takedown. Sagdiyev pushes down on Andrews's head and hops out.
Sagdiyev scores with a nice right hand.
Sagdiyev lands with an uppercut that bounces Andrews off the cage and back into range.

Andrews is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Andrews tries to score a power double leg takedown but Sagdiyev sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Andrews somewhat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Andrews uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sagdiyev.
Andrews shoots in looking for a takedown but Sagdiyev manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Andrews's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Andrews on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Oh Andrews is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Andrews slips a jab from Sagdiyev.
Andrews seems to have got his legs back now.
Sagdiyev scores with a nice head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sagdiyev misses with a hook.
Sagdiyev throws a low kick but Andrews avoids it.
Sagdiyev lands a glancing blow to the side of Andrews's head.
Andrews fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Andrews showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sagdiyev.
Nice straight punches there by Sagdiyev. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sagdiyev.
Sagdiyev cracks Andrews with an open hand slap.
Andrews shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Sagdiyev counters with a stiff right hand.
Andrews gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Sagdiyev gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Andrews is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat Sagdiyev!
Borat Sagdiyev really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Prestige Nutrition (160!) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.