PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tita Zen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hates Decisions might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Defqon Ending!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hates Decisions
vs
Zen

195 cm
32
255 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

195 cm
23
250 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maurico Hates Decisions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tita Zen!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zen looks to land a body kick but Hates Decisions moved away.
Nice takedown defense from Zen. No joy for Hates Decisions on that attempt.
Hates Decisions connects with a body shot.
Tita Zen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zen connects with the punch.
Hates Decisions throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hates Decisions circles away quickly and effectively.
Hates Decisions throws a low kick, looking for Zen's leg but Zen calmly moves out of range.
Zen lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
Zen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zen tries to score a power double leg takedown but Hates Decisions sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Zen somewhat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hates Decisions swinging wildly here.
Zen thuds a left hand into Hates Decisions's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hates Decisions connects with an inside leg kick.
Zen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Zen lands a head shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Hates Decisions crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Zen - the referee stops the clock and Hates Decisions gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Zen. Hates Decisions manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hates Decisions connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zen momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Zen blocks a low kick nicely.
Zen scores with the left hand. Hates Decisions knows he should have avoided that one.
Zen moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hates Decisions throws a lazy right hand but Zen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions moves out of range of the body kick.
Zen lands an overhand right.
Zen fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Hates Decisions to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Hates Decisions looks to clinch but Zen throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Hates Decisions taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Tita Zen!
A relieved looking Tita Zen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.