PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between You Suck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dum Tweetle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Suck
vs
Tweetle

174 cm
20
176 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

180 cm
25
167 lbs
2 - 2 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, You Suck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dum Tweetle!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tweetle closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Tweetle lands in his opponent's guard.
Suck being controlled here, momentarily.
Tweetle cracks Suck with a solid left hand.

Tweetle is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tweetle pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Suck is keeping the position for now.
Tweetle content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tweetle drops back looking for a leg! Suck is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Suck manages to kick Tweetle off! Tweetle jumps back into Suck's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tweetle accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Tweetle throws a big right hand that misses.
Suck is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Suck knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tweetle on the ground.
Tweetle content to stall in guard here.
It looks like Tweetle might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suck is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Tweetle looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Tweetle frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Tweetle looking to secure an arm triangle but Suck defends it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Tweetle throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Suck has his hands clasped together but Tweetle breaks the hold and Suck is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Tweetle!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dum Tweetle!