PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Johnson might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Alvarez. On Roids is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Duke Nukem Quotes!. Johnny Johnson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Duke On Roids's chin.

Johnson
vs
On Roids

191 cm
32
221 lbs
34 - 14 - 0

188 cm
28
210 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Johnny Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksandr Martynov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
On Roids turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Johnson lands with a right hand.

Johnson gets caught napping as On Roids dives in and scores a takedown. Johnson manages to retain guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Johnson keeping moving, preventing On Roids from controlling successfully.
Johnson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
On Roids tries to free his leg and advance position but Johnson is retaining full guard.
Johnson looking for a sweep. Not yet Johnson, not yet.
On Roids trying to control the position from guard on top but Johnson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Duke On Roids.
Johnson throws a low kick but it's checked well by On Roids.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johnson is looking to land body kicks.
On Roids slips a straight right by Johnson.
Johnson misses the body punch

and On Roids counters with a takedown into side control.
Johnson is looking for a sweep.
On Roids scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
On Roids trying to control the action but Johnson is working from the bottom.
On Roids sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Johnson is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
On Roids tries to advance to mount but Johnson denies him.
On Roids in side control lands a decent elbow.
On Roids lands a decent elbow from side control.
On Roids working away.
Johnson manages to work his way to half guard, despite On Roids's best efforts.
On Roids throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johnson is pressing down on On Roids's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
On Roids chips away with some ground and pound.

Johnson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. On Roids defends it easily.
On Roids prevents Johnson from getting back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
On Roids missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
On Roids wants to control from the top but Johnson keeps moving.
Johnson pulls On Roids in to control the position.
Johnson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Johnson keeping full guard, as On Roids tries to pass.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as On Roids accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
On Roids is working Johnson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Johnson controls On Roids momentarily but On Roids frees himself.
On Roids pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Johnson is keeping the position for now.
On Roids with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids postures up in Johnson's guard and throws a big left but Johnson blocks it.
On Roids must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Johnson has On Roids pulled in close to control his posture.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
On Roids works a leg free and moves into half guard.
On Roids slips a nice elbow through Johnson's hands, connecting with Johnson's forehead.
On Roids passes the guard and advances to mount!
Johnson tries to lock up and control but On Roids gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
On Roids lands with some strikes.
On Roids unloading with bombs!
On Roids is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Johnson regains half guard.
Johnson trying to control but On Roids postures up.

Johnson kicks On Roids off and gets back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson throws a sloppy head kick and On Roids moves out of range easily.
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
On Roids takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Johnson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Johnson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Johnson throws a sloppy head kick and On Roids moves out of range easily.
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circle, before On Roids throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Johnson's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! On Roids lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Duke On Roids!
After winning the bout, Duke On Roids thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.