PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Suka Blitzkilf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Braulio Estima (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Blitzkilf might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Muslamic Rape gangs. Suka Blitzkilf has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Blitzkilf
vs
Estima

195 cm
25
204 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

170 cm
27
200 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Suka Blitzkilf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Braulio Estima!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blitzkilf scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Estima doesn't seem bothered though.

Estima scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Estima is pressing down on Blitzkilf's thigh, looking to free his foot. Blitzkilf is holding on for now.
Blitzkilf is holding on to half guard well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blitzkilf moves into full guard.
Blitzkilf looking for a sweep. Not yet Blitzkilf, not yet.

Blitzkilf escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Estima gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Estima trying to control the position from guard on top but Blitzkilf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Estima pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Blitzkilf is keeping the position for now.
Estima stands and throws Blitzkilf's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blitzkilf gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Blitzkilf is looking to get back to is feet but Estima passes into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blitzkilf is looking to regain half guard here but Estima keeps moving and retains side control.
Blitzkilf is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Blitzkilf is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blitzkilf wants to get back to his feet.
Blitzkilf is looking for a sweep. Estima is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Estima trying to mount his opponent but Blitzkilf defends it.
Estima stops Blitzkilf from getting back to his feet.
Blitzkilf tries to roll over but Estima keeps him under control.
Blitzkilf is in trouble now - Estima has advanced to mount!
Blitzkilf keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Blitzkilf is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
You get the feeling that Blitzkilf really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Estima controlling the position easily from mount.
Blitzkilf wants to get back to his feet.
Blitzkilf is desperately trying to improve his position but Estima has a good base and remains in mount.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Estima has eaten all the pies!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Estima mounts Blitzkilf! Really nice guard pass there!
Estima wants to control the pace but Blitzkilf is squirming around nicely.
Blitzkilf sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Blitzkilf has his hands clasped together around Estima's back. He's all about the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkilf is looking for a sweep. Estima is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Blitzkilf is trying to stand back up but Estima is controlling him
Estima wants to take a breather but Blitzkilf is having none of it.
Estima has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Estima avoids the attempt from Blitzkilf to control.
Blitzkilf trying desperately to get to his feet.

Estima looking for a guillotine from mount but Blitzkilf is having none of it.
Estima can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Blitzkilf is looking to escape.
Blitzkilf is really trying hard to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkilf wants to control but Estima is having none of it.
Blitzkilf is squirming around, avoiding Estima's attempts to control the action.
Blitzkilf is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Blitzkilf is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Blitzkilf is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Blitzkilf is working hard here to advance position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blitzkilf really wants to buck Estima off and get back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Estima wants to control the pace but Blitzkilf is squirming around nicely.
Blitzkilf is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Suka Blitzkilf dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Blitzkilf scores with a body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Estima.
Blitzkilf misses with a body shot.
Blitzkilf throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Estima on the side of the head.
Blitzkilf lands a head shot.
Blitzkilf just misses with a punch to the body.
Blitzkilf with a hook.
A jab from Blitzkilf misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blitzkilf works Estima's body with a nice hook.
Estima misses with a takedown attempt - Blitzkilf sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Suka Blitzkilf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Estima ducks under a wild hook from Blitzkilf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blitzkilf throws a leg kick that misses.
Suka Blitzkilf is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A decent looking cross lands there for Blitzkilf.
Estima ducks under a wild hook from Blitzkilf.
Blitzkilf lands a nice hook to Estima's body. Estima takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Blitzkilf connects with a crisp jab.
Blitzkilf looks to score with a jab to the body but Estima is just out of range.
Blitzkilf catches Estima with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Blitzkilf connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blitzkilf lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Estima drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Blitzkilf is looking to reverse the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkilf is trying to control Estima's posture but Estima avoids it.
Suka Blitzkilf overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Blitzkilf manages to get back to half guard.
Blitzkilf is trying to stand.
Blitzkilf holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Blitzkilf wants to get back to his feet.
Estima trying to control from half guard but Blitzkilf is working away.
Blitzkilf wants to get back to his feet.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Blitzkilf lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Blitzkilf lands an overhand right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkilf lands a nice hook to Estima's body. Estima takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Estima uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Blitzkilf.
Blitzkilf throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Estima sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Suka Blitzkilf is winning the standup battle so far.
Estima takes one on the button.
Blitzkilf just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blitzkilf. Estima does a little dance to reset his feet.

Blitzkilf rushes Estima and presses him up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Blitzkilf.
Estima jumps guard but Blitzkilf turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Suka Blitzkilf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Braulio Estima.

Blitzkilf is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Estima can't fight it off and eventually Blitzkilf manages to take the fight to the floor. Estima looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blitzkilf is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkilf working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Estima utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Blitzkilf will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Blitzkilf working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Estima looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Blitzkilf throwing strikes but missing.
Blitzkilf throws a big elbow that misses.
Blitzkilf distracts Estima with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Blitzkilf accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blitzkilf scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Blitzkilf working some strikes from top position.
Blitzkilf cracks Estima with a solid left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Suka Blitzkilf dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Blitzkilf paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Blitzkilf tries to clinch but Estima moves out of range.
Blitzkilf is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Blitzkilf fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Estima manages to avoid it.
Blitzkilf thuds his right hand into Estima's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Blitzkilf is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Blitzkilf fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Estima looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Blitzkilf lands with a straight right. Estima didn't see that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Estima on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Estima is rocked!
Blitzkilf lands a leg kick that knocks Estima off balance momentarily.
A punch lands to the side of Estima 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Estima is still on wobbly legs! Can Blitzkilf finish him?
and Blitzkilf counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Estima! He's just covering up as Blitzkilf starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Suka Blitzkilf!
Post fight, Suka Blitzkilf took to the microphone: 'There is no god but Allah and the prophet Mohamed (PBUH) is his pedophile and at the end of the day; When you meet the unbelievers in the battlefield strike off their heads and, when you have laid them low, bind your captives firmly. Quran 47:4'.