PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cosmo Alexandre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dum Diddy Doo comes to the ring accompanied by Dolly Dots - Do Wah Diddy Diddy. P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
vs
Alexandre

182 cm
25
150 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
156 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Excellent MT
Very strong

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (159.49 $75)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Cosmo Alexandre!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dum Diddy Doo tries to move into range but Alexandre moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Alexandre misses with a hook. Dum Diddy Doo ducked under it nicely.
Nice uppercut there from Alexandre.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a series of punches but Alexandre avoids them all with ease.
Alexandre checks a leg kick nicely.
Dum Diddy Doo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Alexandre walks into a left hand.
Alexandre lands a body shot.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a lunging right hand
and Alexandre counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dum Diddy Doo sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dum Diddy Doo jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Alexandre rushes Dum Diddy Doo and presses him up against the ropes.
Alexandre is trying to maintain a safe position but Dum Diddy Doo gets an underhook and turns Alexandre into the ropes.
Dum Diddy Doo is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alexandre trying to stall but Dum Diddy Doo improves his position.

Dum Diddy Doo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dum Diddy Doo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Alexandre lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dum Diddy Doo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dum Diddy Doo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook to the side of Alexandre's head but Alexandre sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a big shot that misses.
Alexandre uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with an uppercut
and Alexandre counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Alexandre.
Alexandre scores with a three punch combo!
Alexandre dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dum Diddy Doo. That did some damage!
Alexandre thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dum Diddy Doo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Alexandre manages to avoid it.
Alexandre connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dum Diddy Doo. Dum Diddy Doo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Alexandre scores with a jab to the body.
P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good shot there by Alexandre.
A jab from Dum Diddy Doo misses.
Dum Diddy Doo lands a nice looking body shot.
The fighters circling - Dum Diddy Doo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Alexandre lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dum Diddy Doo's sensitive parts.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook to the side of Alexandre's head but Alexandre sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dum Diddy Doo lands a jab to the head.
Dum Diddy Doo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Alexandre misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dum Diddy Doo looks to land a right hand but Alexandre moved out of range.
Dum Diddy Doo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Alexandre to counter with a crisp jab.
Dum Diddy Doo missing with a left hand there. Alexandre was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dum Diddy Doo looks to throw the jab but Alexandre is out of range.
Dum Diddy Doo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Alexandre counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Alexandre scores with a kick to the body.
Alexandre clobbers Dum Diddy Doo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Alexandre misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Alexandre looks winded!
Alexandre takes one to the side of the head.

Alexandre is rocked!

It looks like Cosmo Alexandre has been cut.
Dum Diddy Doo tries to bum rush Alexandre with a series of wild strikes but Alexandre uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Alexandre is still on wobbly legs! Can Dum Diddy Doo finish him?

Alexandre rushes Dum Diddy Doo and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dum Diddy Doo manages to break the clinch.
Alexandre seems to have recovered his senses.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alexandre.
Dum Diddy Doo blocks a jab.
Dum Diddy Doo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dum Diddy Doo takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Alexandre scores with a leg kick.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a front kick aimed at Alexandre's knee but Alexandre avoids it well.
Dum Diddy Doo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Alexandre's sensitive parts.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Alexandre lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alexandre lands with an overhand left.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a looping left.
Alexandre is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Dum Diddy Doo had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Alexandre just misses with a punch to the body.
Dum Diddy Doo moves out of range of the body kick from Alexandre.
Dum Diddy Doo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Alexandre counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alexandre tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dum Diddy Doo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Alexandre connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dum Diddy Doo's hands.
Dum Diddy Doo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Alexandre looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a body shot.
Alexandre lands with a thumping leg kick.
Alexandre takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Alexandre is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dum Diddy Doo feints and then cracks Alexandre's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Alexandre down.
Dum Diddy Doo scores with a jab to the body.
Alexandre moves away from the strike by Dum Diddy Doo.
A big left from Dum Diddy Doo misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dum Diddy Doo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dum Diddy Doo finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Some wild striking there from Dum Diddy Doo.
Alexandre displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dum Diddy Doo throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Cosmo Alexandre's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dum Diddy Doo throws an off balance right hand
and Alexandre cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Alexandre lands a nice shot that snaps Dum Diddy Doo's head back.
Alexandre gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Alexandre scores with a hook to the body. Dum Diddy Doo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dum Diddy Doo throws out a loose jab but Alexandre uses good head movement to avoid it.
Alexandre takes a swing at Dum Diddy Doo's ribcage but misses.
Dum Diddy Doo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Alexandre connects with a crisp jab.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo is winning the standup battle so far.

Dum Diddy Doo connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Alexandre onto his butt! Alexandre bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alexandre wants to clinch up but Dum Diddy Doo keeps it at a distance.
Alexandre throws a hook but Dum Diddy Doo avoids it easily.
Dum Diddy Doo scores with the left hand. Alexandre knows he should have avoided that one.
Alexandre slips a straight right by Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook but Alexandre avoids it easily.
Alexandre misses with a wild body shot.

Dum Diddy Doo connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Alexandre onto his butt! Alexandre bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alexandre smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jab from Dum Diddy Doo.
Alexandre scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Alexandre fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dum Diddy Doo on the side of the head.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a head kick that misses.
Alexandre misses the jab.
Alexandre ducks under a wild hook from Dum Diddy Doo.
Alexandre lands a leg kick that knocks Dum Diddy Doo off balance momentarily.
Dum Diddy Doo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Alexandre circles away quickly and effectively.
A cross from Alexandre lands.
Alexandre walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a looping left.
Alexandre moves away from the strike by Dum Diddy Doo.

Alexandre pushes Dum Diddy Doo up against the ropes in a clinch.
Alexandre missing with knees to the body.
Alexandre struggles to land a body shot inside as Dum Diddy Doo controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Dum Diddy Doo breaks the clinch.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a big shot that misses.
Alexandre tries to bum rush Dum Diddy Doo with a series of wild strikes but Dum Diddy Doo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dum Diddy Doo is looking to chop away at Alexandre's legs.
Alexandre tries to clinch there but Dum Diddy Doo circles away.
Alexandre lands the left hand.
Alexandre is looking to slow Dum Diddy Doo down with leg kicks.
Alexandre misses with a wild body shot.
Alexandre is breathing heavily.
Alexandre doesn't manage to clinch there - Dum Diddy Doo circles away.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Alexandre needs to keep his hands up - Dum Diddy Doo had a free shot at his head there.
Alexandre leaves his chin hanging out and Dum Diddy Doo seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Alexandre crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo!
P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.