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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jim Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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165 lbs
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163 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jim Roberts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Jorge Garcia and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roberts checks a leg kick nicely.
Nice cross by Roberts.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Roberts.
Roberts dips to his left and cracks Turd with an uppercut!
Roberts scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Turd tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Turd tries to land a leg kick but Roberts saw it coming and moves away.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd walks into a straight right hand from Roberts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roberts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
Roberts tests Turd's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jim Roberts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd swings for the body but Roberts moves out of range.
Turd staying out of range there.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd throws a series of strikes that have Roberts backpedaling.
Turd throws a series of strikes that have Roberts backpedaling.
Turd walks into a jab.
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Roberts misses the shot to the body.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Roberts throws out the jab.
Turd swings for the body but Roberts moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries to score with a low kick but Roberts moves his leg out of the way.
Roberts smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A slapping leg kick lands for Turd.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Roberts misses.
Roberts blocks a head kick by Turd.
Roberts looks to score with a jab to the body but Turd is just out of range.
Turd throws a combination that misses
and Turd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Roberts fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Turd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Turd looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Roberts misses.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Roberts tries to avoid it but Turd manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Roberts to the ground. Roberts escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Turd shoots in for a takedown but Roberts shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Roberts tries to move into range but Turd moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Roberts swings for the body but Turd moves out of range.
Roberts ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Roberts throws a lazy right hand but Turd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Roberts moves out of range of the body kick.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Turd with that takedown attempt.
Jim Roberts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Roberts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd is trying desperately to land a takedown but Roberts is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Turd.
Roberts moves out of range as Turd strikes.
Turd walks into a left hand.
Turd throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Roberts scores with a shot to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd misses with a leg kick.
Turd fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Roberts is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jim Roberts dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Turd throws a low kick but Roberts avoids it.
Turd takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Roberts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd throws a quick inside leg kick.
Roberts scores with the left hand. Turd knows he should have avoided that one.
Turd thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Roberts if he has to take too many more of those.
Turd looking to score a takedown here. Roberts is defending well but Turd drives through and ends up in Roberts's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Roberts bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Turd's guard.
Turd is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Roberts wants to get up but he can't break Turd's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Roberts trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turd wants to improve his position but instead Roberts has moved into half guard.
Turd tries to get to full guard but Roberts has control of the leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roberts wants to stand up but Turd has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Roberts decides to stand and escape the position.
Roberts misses the shot to the body.
Turd slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Turd tries to work over Roberts's front leg with a kick but Roberts checks it.
Turd is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Roberts rather than just go for the knockout.
Roberts throws a hook to the side of Turd's head but Turd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Turd throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roberts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Turd throws a front kick aimed at Roberts's knee but Roberts avoids it well.
Turd lands with a thumping leg kick.
Roberts checks the leg kick nicely there.
Roberts digs a good hook to Turd's body.
Turd swings for the body but Roberts moves out of range.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Roberts sprawls well. Roberts wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Turd gets slowly back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd tried to score with a low kick but Roberts checks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Roberts misses the target.
Roberts fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Turd ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Roberts clobbers Turd with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Roberts uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turd.
Roberts thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jim Roberts dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Roberts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Turd.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Roberts manages to avoid it.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Roberts moves out of range easily.
Roberts slaps away a takedown attempt from Turd, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Roberts throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.
Roberts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd throws a right hand that Roberts ducks under and follows up with a left that Roberts also avoids with ease.
Turd throws a head kick that misses.
Turd tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Roberts scores with a sloppy right hand. Turd should have avoided that one.
Turd takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Roberts listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jim Roberts is winning the standup battle so far.
Roberts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Roberts getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turd thows a body shot but no joy.
Turd throws a solid leg kick but Roberts takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Turd.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Roberts. That snapped Turd's head back.
Roberts scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Turd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Roberts checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Turd misses with the combination.
Turd tries to work over Roberts's front leg with a kick but Roberts checks it.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
Roberts lands a jab-cross combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Roberts, as that shot connected.
Turd closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Turd lands in his opponent's guard.
Turd is looking to work some ground and pound but Roberts has wrist control.
One Turd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roberts pulls Turd in close to prevent any damage.
Turd trying to control but Roberts is working from the bottom.
Turd is looking to work some ground and pound but Roberts has wrist control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Roberts works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd is looking to advance position but Roberts has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Turd is looking to get to half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jim Roberts is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Turd regains half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jim Roberts showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Roberts, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jim Roberts!
After the fight, Jim Roberts was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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