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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Wilson Fisk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sack Turds has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Wilson Fisk's chin.
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150 lbs
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152 lbs
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Excellent MT
Prefers standup
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Great elbows
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Wilson Fisk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Shimada and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Fisk misses
and Turds counters with a nice leg kick.
Turds missing with a left hand there. Fisk was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turds looks to land a left hand but Fisk moved out of range nicely.
Fisk throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fisk dodges the punch combination from Turds.
Fisk throws a leg kick that is checked
and Turds counters with a body kick that stops Fisk in his tracks momentarily.
Fisk connects with an inside leg kick.
Turds stuns Fisk with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Turds misses with an uppercut. Fisk saw that one coming.
Fisk connects with a solid leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Turds checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Turds on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fisk tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Turds moves into range and clinches up with Fisk.
Fisk can't find room to land a body shot as Turds controls the action.
Turds works on Fisk's body with a couple of short punches.
Fisk is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fisk can't break the clinch.
Fisk is trying to break the clinch but Turds is controlling him.
A short uppercut from Turds.
Turds blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Fisk.
Turds managing to block the knees to the body from Fisk.
Fisk stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Turds tries a body shot but Fisk blocks it.
Fisk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fisk lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fisk.
Turds keeps control of Fisk as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fisk stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Fisk is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Turds is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Fisk fails to land.
Turds lands a nice shot to the body.
Fisk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turds escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Turds throws a solid leg kick but Fisk takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Turds.
Fisk misses with a wild combination.
Turds tries to clinch up.
Fisk lands with a thumping leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Turds blocks the leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fisk ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Fisk - that will leave a mark!
A low kick from Fisk is predictable there
and Turds counters with a stiff right hand.
Turds walks into a straight right hand from Fisk.
Turds fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fisk misses with a combination
and Turds counters with a nice uppercut that drops Fisk onto his backside! Fisk bounces straight back to his feet before we have a chance to even start the count. He'll get the standing 8 count anyway before we get back underway.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turds tries to clinch there but Fisk circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fisk swats away the attempt to clinch by Turds.
Fisk throws a leg kick
and Turds counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fisk thinking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Having scored a knockdown, Sack Turds should take round 1, putting pressure on his opponene back strong in round 2.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Turds throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Fisk is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the ropes! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sack Turds!
During a confident post fight interview, Sack Turds thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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