PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Seppo Taalasmaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Unbreakable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unbreakable is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Busta and Yelawolf - Break Ya Neck. Jon Unbreakable is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Taalasmaa
vs
Jon Unbreakable

170 cm
32
160 lbs
38 - 19 - 0

177 cm
32
166 lbs
31 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Seppo Taalasmaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Unbreakable!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taalasmaa connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Unbreakable momentarily.

Taalasmaa shoots in and bounces Unbreakable off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Taalasmaa trying to control but Unbreakable is working from the bottom.
Unbreakable bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Taalasmaa's guard.
Unbreakable is pushing down on Taalasmaa's leg trying to pass to half guard. Taalasmaa is fighting to maintain full guard but Unbreakable has managed to sneak the leg through.
Taalasmaa wants to improve his position but Unbreakable is controlling well.
Unbreakable throwing shots but Taalasmaa is blocking nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Unbreakable is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Taalasmaa makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa looking to hit a scissor sweep but Unbreakable is one step ahead there.
Unbreakable wants to pass the guard but Taalasmaa is keeping the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taalasmaa looking for a sweep. Not yet Taalasmaa, not yet.
Taalasmaa manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Unbreakable manages to get himself to full guard.
Taalasmaa cracks Unbreakable with a solid left hand.
Unbreakable keeping moving, preventing Taalasmaa from controlling successfully.
Taalasmaa throwing strikes but missing.

Unbreakable is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Taalasmaa rolls with it to try and escape but Unbreakable cranks on the arm and Taalasmaa is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jon Unbreakable!
An out of breath Jon Unbreakable thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.