PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carl Mills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mills kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem. Cartman has chosen All Within My Hands as his entrance music. Eric Cartman acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Mills
vs
Cartman

194 cm
31
256 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

199 cm
25
283 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Carl Mills!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mills lands a nice looking body shot.
Cartman tries to clinch but Mills moves out of range.
Cartman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mills swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Mills closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Mills avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mills throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mills.
Mills swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mills looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Mills moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Mills is avoiding it.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mills counters with a good low kick that Cartman was not able to check.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mills misses with a straight right.
Cartman misses the jab.
Mills changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Mills finds it's way through Cartman's defenses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mills.
Mills ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Mills pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman moves forwards but Mills connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mills swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mills connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cartman's hands.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman tries to clinch but Mills moves away
and Mills counters with a right hand to the body.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Mills swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman throws a nice looking combination but Mills bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cartman lands a jab-cross combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cartman checks a leg kick.
Mills misses with a low kick as Cartman jumps back.

Cartman clinches with his opponent.
Mills blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mills blocks an elbow strike from Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills can't find room to land a body shot as Cartman controls the action.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mills presses Cartman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mills taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Mills is avoiding it.
Mills throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.

Cartman tries to keep at a distance but Mills has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mills lands with a light punch inside.
Mills scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman is trying to push Mills away but Mills has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Mills tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Mills keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cartman's efforts to push away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills has Cartman pressed against the cage, preventing Cartman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Mills.
Mills stalling the fight.
Mills throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Mills controls the action.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mills scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cartman doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mills lands a jab to Cartman's midsection.
Mills shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mills swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Mills misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mills. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman darts in and clinches Mills up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mills lands a nice uppercut.
A short left from Mills.
Mills has a couple of punches blocked by Cartman.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mills lands a left hand.
Mills content to slow the pace in the clinch.

Mills breaks the clinch.
Mills doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Mills.
Cartman lands with a nice combination. Mills backs away looking to recover.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mills swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mills takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cartman throws a series of strikes that have Mills backpedaling.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carl Mills dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cartman checks a leg kick nicely.
Mills bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Mills throws a front kick aimed at Cartman's knee but Cartman avoids it well.

Cartman instigates a clinch.
Cartman gets through Mills's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Mills fails to land.
Mills lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mills blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mills blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mills misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Mills up against the cage.
Mills scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mills lands a shoulder strike.
Mills avoids a wild elbow strike from Cartman.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Mills.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Mills swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman lands an elbow that stopped Mills in his tracks for a moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mills.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Mills.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mills.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Mills breaks the clinch.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mills paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman scores with a shot to the body.
Mills lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cartman's sensitive parts.
Cartman tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Mills counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Cartman finds it's way through Mills's defenses.
Mills looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Cartman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mills pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Mills avoids them all with ease.
Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman connects with a right hand. Mills shakes it off.
Mills uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Mills does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mills connects with a single shot there.
Mills pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman slips a straight right by Mills.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Mills circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills wants to land a leg kick but Cartman is out of range.

Mills shoots in and gets a takedown into Cartman's guard.
Cartman managing to control the position.
Mills trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman wants to stand and escape but Mills is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartman, not yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mills accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mills trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

We're going to have a standup here because Carl Mills wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Mills misses the jab.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mills.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mills, right into the meat.
Mills moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Mills saw that one coming.
Cartman throws a hook but Mills blocks it.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Carl Mills is winning the standup battle so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mills takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Mills scores with a body shot.
Mills ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman misses with a series of wild punches.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Cartman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mills finds it's way round the side to connect with Cartman's head.
Mills ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mills throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mills stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Mills jabs Cartman right on the nose. Cartman blinks but takes it well.
Mills is looking to slow Cartman down with leg kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carl Mills dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Mills misses with a leg kick.
Mills takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mills lands with a cross.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Mills circles away.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Cartman wants to clinch.
A nice combination there by Cartman.
Mills misses with a looping right.
Cartman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mills counters with a stiff right hand.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Mills lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mills lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mills swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman tries to clinch but Mills is having none of it.
Mills connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Mills throws a leg kick that misses.
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Mills.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Mills moved out of range nicely.
Nice defenses there by Mills.
Mills thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman lands a right hook to the body.
Cartman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Mills's shoulder, as Mills tries to avoid the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mills.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mills misses with a low kick.
Mills takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mills counters with a left to the body.
A jab from Cartman misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mills.

Cartman gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Mills to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Mills stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartman swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mills stops Cartman from standing up.
Cartman has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Mills trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartman is working an open guard so Mills takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Mills moves out of range.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mills scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Mills's head but Mills sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Mills has Cartman up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Mills on the inside.
Mills working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Mills fails to land.
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Mills being controlled against the cage.
Carl Mills has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Mills dodges an elbow strike from Cartman.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carl Mills is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mills prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
Cartman is struggling to control the position.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mills blocks a body shot from Cartman.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman wants to break free but Mills has control.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Mills here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cartman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mills's brow.
A short right from Cartman.

And that's the end of the fight!
Carl Mills showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mills has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carl Mills!
An out of breath and clearly excited Carl Mills thanked Ganja's Warehouse (95% Laundering) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).