PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk SirBoss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ground Pound (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pound is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Jam rock. The key to victory for Drunk SirBoss has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

SirBoss
vs
Pound

190 cm
27
290 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

197 cm
27
299 lbs
16 - 16 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

QFClothing

QFClothing
Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (159.49 $75)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Drunk SirBoss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ground Pound!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pound steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from SirBoss. That one must have hurt.
A jab from Pound misses.
Pound misses with a hook. SirBoss ducked under it nicely.
Pound swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
SirBoss changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
SirBoss avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pound takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pound looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
SirBoss misses with a kick to the body.
Pound takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Ground Pound has been cut.
SirBoss throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
SirBoss turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for SirBoss.
Pound steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from SirBoss. That one must have hurt.
Pound shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
SirBoss scores with a spinning back kick!
SirBoss pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
SirBoss connects with a body shot.
SirBoss throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
SirBoss scores with a head kick. Pound tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
SirBoss is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SirBoss throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pound throws a lazy right hand but SirBoss sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
SirBoss throws the kick towards the body but Pound avoids it.
A slow jab from Pound misses its intended target.
Pound shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Pound is rocked!
SirBoss and Pound are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. SirBoss throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Pound into next week! Ooooh that was huge! SirBoss knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Drunk SirBoss!