PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Isiah Acer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Acer comes to the cage accompanied by Mad at Gravity- Burn. Chuck Fuck Tito will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Acer
vs
Fuck Tito

178 cm
28
214 lbs
15 - 12 - 1

190 cm
33
221 lbs
21 - 11 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Isiah Acer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Chad Campbell and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Acer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Acer is just out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Acer.
Acer misses with a low kick.
Acer misses the shot to the body.
Fuck Tito dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Acer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Acer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Acer misses with a hook.
Acer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fuck Tito jabs Acer right on the nose. Acer blinks but takes it well.
Fuck Tito throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Acer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fuck Tito checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fuck Tito uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Acer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Acer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fuck Tito connects with a body shot that sends Acer's belly button to the back.
Acer misses with a hook. Fuck Tito ducked under it nicely.
Fuck Tito takes a swing at Acer's ribcage but misses.
A low kick from Acer is predictable there
and Fuck Tito counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Acer misses with an uppercut.
Acer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Acer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Acer is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fuck Tito's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping left.
Fuck Tito lands a nice leg kick that just misses Acer's sensitive parts.
Fuck Tito connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight right.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito avoids a punch combination nicely.
Acer throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuck Tito lands a really nice looking cross but Acer seems unphased.
Acer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Acer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fuck Tito.
Good work by Acer as he checks the leg kick.
Acer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fuck Tito tries to avoid it but Acer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fuck Tito to the ground. Fuck Tito escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Fuck Tito misses the jab.
Fuck Tito takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nice shot by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito looks to land a left hand but Acer moved out of range nicely.
Fuck Tito tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Acer is able to avoid easily.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Acer.
Acer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fuck Tito uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Acer.
Acer misses with a low kick.
Fuck Tito wants to land a leg kick but Acer is out of range.
Acer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Acer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito swings widly with a right hand
and Acer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fuck Tito throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Acer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Acer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuck Tito tests Acer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Acer just misses with a punch to the body.
Acer lands a really nice looking cross but Fuck Tito seems unphased.
Acer throws a jab when Fuck Tito was well out of range.
Acer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Acer thows a body shot but no joy.
Acer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Isiah Acer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Acer cracks Fuck Tito with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Acer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
Acer doesn't succeed with the takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Acer shoots in but no luck this time.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook.
Fuck Tito takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Acer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuck Tito. Acer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Acer throws a leg kick that misses.
Acer throws a big shot that misses.
Acer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuck Tito stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Fuck Tito wants it to stay on the feet.
Acer feints a jab promting Fuck Tito to slip. Acer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fuck Tito slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fuck Tito darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Acer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fuck Tito scores with the left hand. Acer knows he should have avoided that one.
Fuck Tito is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Acer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Fuck Tito looks to throw the jab but Acer is out of range.
Acer tests Fuck Tito's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fuck Tito looks to land a left hand but Acer moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fuck Tito swings for the body but Acer moves out of range.
Acer swings widly with a right hand
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice low kick that buckles Acer's knee momentarily.
Fuck Tito scoring well with a low kick there.
Fuck Tito looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Acer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Acer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab from Acer.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping right.
Acer shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuck Tito but Fuck Tito pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nice defenses there by Acer.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but Acer avoids it.
Acer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Acer blocks a jab.
Nice takedown defense from Fuck Tito. No joy for Acer on that attempt.
Fuck Tito thows a body shot but no joy.
Acer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuck Tito.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito moves away from the strike by Acer.
Acer scores with a jab.
The fighters circling - Fuck Tito throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice takedown defense from Fuck Tito. No joy for Acer on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Isiah Acer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A lazy left from Fuck Tito finds it's target.
Acer tries to move into range but Fuck Tito moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A jab from Acer does it's job there.
Fuck Tito misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck Tito thumps Acer with a low kick.
Acer misses with an uppercut.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy right hand but Acer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Acer drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Fuck Tito is trying to keep Acer in close.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Acer looking to sit in guard and control but Fuck Tito gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Acer keeps moving.

Acer throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Fuck Tito escapes and throws Acer's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Fuck Tito trying to control the action but Acer is working from the bottom.
Acer tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito taking a breather here.
Acer regains half guard, as Fuck Tito was trying to land strikes.
Fuck Tito lands strikes from half guard.
Still in half guard, Fuck Tito seems content to control.
Acer tries to get to full guard but Fuck Tito has control of the leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Acer tries to get to full guard but Fuck Tito has control of the leg.
Acer is working hard here to advance position.
Fuck Tito trying to control from half guard but Acer is working away.
Acer is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Fuck Tito's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Fuck Tito's back!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck Tito trying to control the hands but Acer breaks the grip.
Fuck Tito rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Acer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito takes a swing at Acer's ribcage but misses.
Fuck Tito throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Acer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fuck Tito has time to react.
Acer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Acer throws a big shot that misses.
Jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Acer misses with a straight right.
Fuck Tito looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to the head.
A head kick misses from Acer.
Acer avoids the body shot from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito sizes up Acer with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Acer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fuck Tito uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Acer.
Acer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Acer tries to land a leg kick but Fuck Tito saw it coming and moves away.
Fuck Tito tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Acer was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck Tito.
Acer misses with a looping left.
Acer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Acer manages to avoid it.
A big left from Fuck Tito misses.
Acer throws a hook but Fuck Tito avoids it easily.
Acer misses with an uppercut.
Acer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Acer is just out of range.
Acer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

Acer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fuck Tito gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Fuck Tito wants to hold on but Acer pushes him away.
Isiah Acer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries to reverse the position but Acer maintains control.
Acer tries to control but Fuck Tito wriggling away.
Acer misses with a head shot.
Fuck Tito is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Acer wants to control the pace but Fuck Tito is squirming around nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Acer lands a big elbow.

Acer is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Fuck Tito has managed to escape the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Acer.
Isiah Acer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fuck Tito is desperately trying to improve his position but Acer has a good base and remains in mount.
Acer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Acer throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

Acer moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Fuck Tito has worked his arm free - good work by Fuck Tito!
Chuck Fuck Tito is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Acer looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Fuck Tito parries the strikes from Acer easily there. Acer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fuck Tito to escape.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Acer swings around for an armbar but Fuck Tito sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Acer's guard.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position from guard on top but Acer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fuck Tito passes Acer's left leg - he's now in half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Isiah Acer showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fuck Tito has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:29
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Chuck Fuck Tito made sure he mentioned Hell's Balls Recovery (160), along with how happy he was to win his fight.