PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Noah Puckerman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edmund Dorrance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Edmund Dorrance was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Puckerman
vs
Dorrance

184 cm
28
220 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

187 cm
31
220 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Noah Puckerman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Edmund Dorrance!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Puckerman lands with a nice body punch.
Dorrance connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Noah Puckerman has been cut.
Dorrance lands a lovely overhand right.
Puckerman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Puckerman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dorrance lands a head kick!
Puckerman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Dorrance clinches up with Puckerman and pushes him back against the cage.
Puckerman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Puckerman.
Dorrance lands an elbow that stopped Puckerman in his tracks for a moment.
Puckerman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dorrance tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Puckerman avoids it.
Dorrance prevents a body shot from Puckerman.
Dorrance landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Puckerman avoids the elbow strike from Dorrance, against the cage.
Dorrance blocks a body shot from Puckerman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Dorrance scores with a nice short uppercut.
Puckerman struggles to land a body shot inside as Dorrance controls his hands.
Dorrance throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dorrance is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Puckerman is keeping busy.
Puckerman blocks an elbow strike.
Puckerman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dorrance with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dorrance working Puckerman over with knees to the body.
Dorrance pushes off an throws an elbow but Puckerman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dorrance is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dorrance throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Puckerman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dorrance's elbow.
Dorrance scores with a knee to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dorrance throws an elbow but misses.
Puckerman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Puckerman avoiding damage as Dorrance throws knees to the body.
Dorrance lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Noah Puckerman's cut is getting worse.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Puckerman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Puckerman pushes Dorrance back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short left from Puckerman.
Puckerman tries to throw a body punch but Dorrance avoids it by throwing Puckerman back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Puckerman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dorrance lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Puckerman.
Puckerman tries to work over Dorrance's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Puckerman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dorrance looking to throw knees to the head but Puckerman is blocking nicely.
Dorrance misses with a knee strike.
Dorrance prevents a body shot from Puckerman.
Dorrance tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Puckerman avoids it.
Puckerman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dorrance prevents a body shot from Puckerman.
Puckerman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Puckerman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dorrance blocks a body shot from Puckerman.
Puckerman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dorrance blocks it with crossed arms.
Puckerman missing with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman tries to work over Dorrance's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Puckerman lands a hook that snaps the head of Dorrance backwards.
Puckerman misses with a hook to the ribs.
A body shot lands from Puckerman.
Dorrance misses with a knee strike.
Dorrance with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Puckerman tries to work over Dorrance's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dorrance is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Puckerman is defending well for now.
Puckerman misses with a body punch.
Puckerman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Puckerman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dorrance throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Puckerman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dorrance is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Puckerman is defending well for now.
Dorrance tries to land a knee to the head but Puckerman blocks with his arms.
Puckerman tries a body shot but Dorrance blocks it.
Puckerman blocks an elbow strike from Dorrance.
Puckerman is working Dorrance over against the cage.
Dorrance looks winded!
Puckerman misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puckerman misses with a punch to the body.
Puckerman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Puckerman pushes Dorrance back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Puckerman presses Dorrance against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Puckerman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Puckerman lands a hook that snaps the head of Dorrance backwards.
Puckerman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Puckerman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puckerman lands a right hand.
Puckerman lands a hook that snaps the head of Dorrance backwards.
Puckerman lands with a right to the head.
Puckerman is working Dorrance over against the cage.
Puckerman trying to land knees to the body.
Puckerman tries a body shot but Dorrance blocks it.
Puckerman tries to throw a body punch but Dorrance avoids it by throwing Puckerman back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice body punch from Puckerman - that landed with a thud.
Puckerman can't find room to land a body shot as Dorrance controls the action.
Puckerman lands a right hand.
Puckerman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noah Puckerman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Noah Puckerman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Puckerman slips under a jab from Dorrance.
Dorrance takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dorrance throws a leg kick but Puckerman checks it.
Dorrance misses with a body shot.
A jab lands there for Puckerman.
Puckerman misses with a two punch combination.
Dorrance throws a jab but it's blocked by Puckerman.
Edmund Dorrance is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dorrance has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Puckerman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Puckerman works over Dorrance's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Edmund Dorrance has been cut.
Puckerman connects with a nice looking jab.
Puckerman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Puckerman looks to score with a jab to the body but Dorrance is just out of range.
Dorrance is breathing heavily.
Puckerman digs a good body shot into Dorrance's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dorrance takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Puckerman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Puckerman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Puckerman lands a big head kick that sends Dorrance tumbling to the mat! Puckerman takes a step backwards and waves Dorrance back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dorrance is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dorrance gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Puckerman gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noah Puckerman!
Noah Puckerman retains his light heavyweight title!
Noah Puckerman gave a mention to L.A. Elite Clothing Co in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).