PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mudah Phakaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sack Turds could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mudah Phakaw's chin.

Turds
vs
Phakaw

177 cm
25
151 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

176 cm
25
148 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Great elbows
KO power

Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mudah Phakaw!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turds lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Phakaw is looking to clinch.
Phakaw is looking to clinch but Turds is avoiding it.
Turds throws a solid leg kick but Phakaw takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Turds.
Turds misses with a body kick.
Turds slips a jab and a cross from Phakaw.
Turds throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Phakaw. That's going to slow Turds down.
Phakaw throws a leg kick but Turds checks it.
Phakaw takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Turds moves out of range as Phakaw throws a body kick.
Phakaw looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Phakaw.
Turds throws a leg kick
and Phakaw counters with a low kick, right behind Turds 's knee.
Turds pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Phakaw slips a jab from Turds.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Phakaw lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Turds has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Turds and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Phakaw misses.
Phakaw attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Phakaw tries to land a leg kick but Turds saw it coming and moves away.
Phakaw throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Turds fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phakaw manages to avoid it.
Turds moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Phakaw checks a leg kick.
Phakaw lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Phakaw keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turds.
Phakaw shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Phakaw is looking to chop away at Turds's legs.
Phakaw tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Phakaw is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Turds.
Phakaw blocks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phakaw throws a poor cross that misses
and Turds counters with a right hand to the body.
Turds uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Phakaw.
Turds throws a leg kick but Phakaw sees it coming and moves out of range.
Turds changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Turds comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Phakaw drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turds misses with a looping left.
Turds swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Turds throws a nice looking combination but Phakaw bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Phakaw uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turds.
Phakaw lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A nice leg kick lands there from Turds.
Phakaw throws a push kick but Turds slaps the foot to one side.
Turds walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Phakaw checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turds avoids a punch combination nicely.
Phakaw misses with a low kick.
Turds attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turds misses with a straight right.
Turds lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Phakaw connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Turds momentarily.
Phakaw bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Turds misses the jab.
Turds fails to land with a series of punches.
Phakaw misses with the combination.
Phakaw lands a right hook to the body.
Turds fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phakaw slips under a jab from Turds.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Phakaw. Turds shrugs it off though.
Turds tries a low kick but Phakaw avoids it.
Phakaw getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Phakaw closes the distance and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Phakaw throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Turds blocks it with crossed arms.
Turds blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Turds lands a left hand.
Phakaw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Phakaw on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turds tries to throw a body punch but Phakaw avoids it by throwing Turds back against the ropes.
Phakaw lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Turds.

Turds breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mudah Phakaw will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Phakaw ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Phakaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Phakaw wants to land a leg kick but Turds is out of range.
Mudah Phakaw is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turds shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Phakaw looks to land a right hand but Turds moved out of range.
Phakaw digs a good hook to Turds's body.
Phakaw tried to score with a low kick but Turds checks it.
Turds ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phakaw moves away.
Turds tries to bum rush Phakaw with a series of wild strikes but Phakaw uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Phakaw staying out of range there.
Mudah Phakaw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A decent looking cross lands there for Phakaw.
Turds takes one to the side of the head.
Phakaw moves into range and connects with a jab.
Phakaw looks to land a left hand but Turds moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Phakaw blocks the low kick.
Phakaw throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turds keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Phakaw attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turds dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Phakaw. That did some damage!
Turds looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Turds on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Turds misses with a body shot.
Phakaw misses with a wild body shot.
Phakaw lands a nice leg kick that just misses Turds's sensitive parts.
Phakaw fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turds uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Phakaw.
Turds misses with a straight left.
Phakaw misses with a low kick as Turds jumps back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phakaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Turds is just out of range.
Turds misses with an uppercut.
Phakaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turds cracks the inside of Phakaw's front leg.
Turds moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The fighters circling - Phakaw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turds misses with a leg kick.
Turds lands a nice looking body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turds feints and then cracks Phakaw's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Phakaw down.
Phakaw attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turds fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Phakaw.
Phakaw uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Turds.
Good work by Phakaw as he checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phakaw swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Phakaw takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Phakaw connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Turds's hands.
Turds swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Phakaw misses with a combination
and Turds counters with a leg kick.

Phakaw closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Turds throws an elbow but misses.
Turds throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Phakaw blocks an elbow strike from Turds.
Turds on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Phakaw manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Turds misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Phakaw's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Phakaw manages to break the clinch.
Nice body kick from Phakaw.
Phakaw throws a jab but it's blocked by Turds.
Turds blocks a jab.
Phakaw thows a leg kick but Turds checks it
and Turds counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Phakaw is breathing heavily.
Turds lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Phakaw motions for Turds to come forward. Phakaw throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Turds swings away with a leg kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A punch combination from Turds misses.
Phakaw pivots, looking for a leg kick but Turds is out of range and Phakaw settles back down.
Phakaw misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Mudah Phakaw will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Phakaw throws out a leg kick but Turds moves out of range and Phakaw only half commits.
Turds lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Phakaw scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Turds moves away from the strike by Phakaw.
Phakaw bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Phakaw lands a leg kick that knocks Turds off balance momentarily.
The fighters circling - Phakaw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Turds.
Phakaw on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Phakaw tries to clinch but Turds is having none of it.
Phakaw checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Turds throws a nice outside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turds. Phakaw does a little dance to reset his feet.
Phakaw with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turds throws a leg kick that misses.
Turds takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Phakaw throws a chopping leg kick but Turds manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turds throws a right and a left that Phakaw avoids nicely.
Turds tries to bum rush Phakaw with a series of wild strikes but Phakaw uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Phakaw checks a low kick from Turds.
Turds explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turds scores with a nice body kick.
Sack Turds is winning the standup battle so far.
Phakaw throws a right hand that Turds ducks under and follows up with a left that Turds also avoids with ease.
Turds fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Phakaw manages to avoid it.
Turds looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Phakaw checks a low kick from Turds.
Turds attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turds throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turds misses with a low kick as Phakaw jumps back.
Phakaw feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Turds's calf.
A leg kick checked by Turds.
Turds slips a jab and a cross from Phakaw.
Turds comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turds fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Phakaw has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Turds scores with the left hand. Phakaw knows he should have avoided that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phakaw connects with a looping right hand.
Phakaw throws a leg kick but Turds sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Phakaw.
Turds tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Phakaw was well out of range. Poor timing from Turds.
Sack Turds has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phakaw throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Phakaw throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turds missing with a left hand there. Phakaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Phakaw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turds sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good shot there by Turds.
Turds scoring well with a low kick there.
Turds scores with a jab to the jaw.
Turds misses with a straight left.
A bone on bone clash there as Phakaw blocks the leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Phakaw blocks the leg kick.
Phakaw swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Turds counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters circling a little - Phakaw finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Turds drops his hands momentarily and Phakaw takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Phakaw. That's going to slow Turds down.
Phakaw swinging wildly here.
Phakaw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Turds connects with an inside leg kick.
Phakaw fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turds manages to avoid it.
Phakaw displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Phakaw checks a low kick from Turds.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turds scores with a three punch combo!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice defenses there by Phakaw.
Turds ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Phakaw throws a jab but it's blocked by Turds.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sack Turds showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Phakaw has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 28:29
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Mudah Phakaw!