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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster comes to the cage accompanied by Cookie Monster Eating. Villa is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by In One Ear. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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231 lbs
24 - 17 - 1 |
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poncho Villa!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Villa throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Monster's waist but Monster gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Villa off to one side.
Villa looks winded!
Villa takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Monster misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Monster connects with a leg kick. Villa looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Monster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Villa.
Monster throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Villa.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Monster fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Villa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Monster misses with a head kick.
Villa ducks under a wild hook from Monster.
Monster throws the left hand but Villa avoids the punch easily.
Monster cracks Villa with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Villa takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cookie Monster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Villa ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Monster.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster sizes up Villa with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Villa crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Monster - the referee stops the clock and Villa gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Monster. Villa manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Villa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Villa blocks a jab.
Monster keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Villa takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Monster lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Monster lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Monster buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Villa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Monster scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd cheers as Monster lands an impressive looking overhand right. Villa doesn't seem phased though.
Villa is rocked!
That kick from Monster tenderised Villa's leg. Villa is trying to keep his angry face on.
Villa is still on wobbly legs! Can Monster finish him?
Monster cracks Villa with a hook to the temple - Villa is on wobbly legs here! Monster swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Villa falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Monster wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cookie Monster!
As Cookie Monster got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Oom nom nom nom nom... '.
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hype
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pop
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