PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mark Geek Fighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Major Lazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Geek Fighter comes to the cage accompanied by One More Saturday Night. Lazer has chosen Major Lazer - Pon De Floor as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Geek Fighter
vs
Lazer

186 cm
27
185 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

190 cm
23
200 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mark Geek Fighter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Major Lazer!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lazer shoots in but Geek Fighter avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Geek Fighter fails with the takedown.
Geek Fighter clobbers Lazer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Geek Fighter keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lazer.
Mark Geek Fighter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Major Lazer.
Lazer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Geek Fighter.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lazer is defended easily by Geek Fighter.
Lazer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Geek Fighter defends it nicely.
Lazer shoots in for a double leg but Geek Fighter sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Geek Fighter scores with a decent looking hook.
Geek Fighter tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lazer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lazer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Geek Fighter tries to bum rush Lazer with a series of wild strikes but Lazer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Lazer closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Lazer lands in his opponent's guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Lazer won't allow Geek Fighter to get back to his feet.
Lazer looking to pass the guard.
Lazer wants to control from the top but Geek Fighter keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lazer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Geek Fighter is keeping the position for now.
Geek Fighter preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lazer trying to control but Geek Fighter is working from the bottom.
Geek Fighter looking to control.
Lazer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Geek Fighter pulls Lazer in to control the position.
Geek Fighter tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Geek Fighter has momentary wrist control but Lazer slips an elbow through the middle.
Lazer distracts Geek Fighter with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Geek Fighter wants to get back to his feet but Lazer is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lazer wants to control from the top but Geek Fighter keeps moving.
Geek Fighter wants to sweep but no luck.
Lazer postures up.
Lazer engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Geek Fighter avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lazer postures up.
Lazer wants to control from the top but Geek Fighter keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lazer misses with a takedown attempt - Geek Fighter sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lazer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Geek Fighter circles away.
Lazer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Geek Fighter's waist but Geek Fighter gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lazer off to one side.
Lazer shoots in but no luck this time.
Geek Fighter thows a body shot but no joy.
Geek Fighter shoots in for a double leg but Lazer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lazer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Geek Fighter sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lazer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Geek Fighter cracks Lazer with an open hand slap.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lazer shoots in and drives through. Geek Fighter sprawls well.
Geek Fighter lands with a right that hurts Lazer. Lazer looks to clinch but Geek Fighter throws a short knee that drops Lazer. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Mark Geek Fighter!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Mark Geek Fighter waved his t-shirt featuring KAISER's logo in front of the cameras.