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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keep It Real (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hulkamania . Keep It Real told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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205 cm
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270 lbs
11 - 9 - 0 |
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189 cm
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266 lbs
2 - 8 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan ! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keep It Real! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hogan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Hogan with a poor takedown and Real counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hogan won't be happy with that. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup. Hogan pushes Real away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Real gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control. Real really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hogan . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Real throwing strikes but missing, from side control. The ground and pound from Real seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. Hogan is trying to buck Real off. Real sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Hogan is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Real tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Real has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! Hogan is pushing Real's head away, looking to escape. Real manages to hold on to the position though. Real tries to stand but Hogan is controlling his head. Hogan is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Real wants to stand but Hogan is controlling his arm. Real working the strikes but Hogan uses the opportunity to regain half guard. Real is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hogan defends it well. Hogan wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hogan trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful. Real is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Real is stalling here. Hogan is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Real seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Hogan has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. Hogan in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Real is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hulk Hogan ! Hulk Hogan really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that ANABOLIC LAUNDRY 90% logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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