PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Burnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Burnett
vs
Cooper

189 cm
26
270 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

190 cm
21
270 lbs
3 - 11 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steven Burnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sheldon Cooper!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burnett tries for a takedown but Cooper sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Cooper closes the distance and pushes Burnett back into the cage.
Burnett wants a takedown.
Cooper is looking for a takedown.

Cooper gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Cooper prevents Burnett from getting back to his feet.

Burnett pushes Cooper off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.

Burnett shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Cooper is trying to defend but Burnett finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cooper tries to kick Burnett off but Burnett keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Burnett thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cooper's head.
Cooper blocking the ground and pound attempt from Burnett.
Burnett not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Burnett missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Burnett thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burnett throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cooper taking some punishment here, with Burnett in his half guard.
Ground and pound from Burnett.
Cooper avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Burnett.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Burnett throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cooper blocking the ground and pound attempt from Burnett.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Burnett lands a nice short elbow.
Cooper on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burnett seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Burnett has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Burnett thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Burnett working Cooper over with strikes.
Burnett throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cooper looks winded!
Cooper avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Burnett.
Burnett throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burnett not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cooper keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Burnett not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cooper keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cooper is in trouble now - Burnett has advanced to mount!
Burnett cracks Cooper with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Burnett pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Burnett landing strikes, looking to finish!
Burnett landing strikes, looking to finish!
Burnett with the ground and pound from mount.

Cooper is rocked!
Burnett lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Cooper! Burnett sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Cooper and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Steven Burnett!