PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jobe Nkemakolam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Nkemakolam

194 cm
28
280 lbs
24 - 4 - 0

193 cm
28
254 lbs
23 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Reaper Combatwear

Syndicate Nutrition
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jobe Nkemakolam!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Nkemakolam checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nkemakolam takes one on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nkemakolam on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Nkemakolam's front leg with a kick but Nkemakolam checks it.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Nkemakolam connects with a solid leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Nkemakolam moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick from Nkemakolam.
Dos Equis Guy takes a swing at Nkemakolam's ribcage but misses.
Nkemakolam swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dos Equis Guy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nkemakolam stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Nkemakolam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy cracks the inside of Nkemakolam's front leg.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Nkemakolam moves out of range.
Nkemakolam checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nkemakolam uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Nkemakolam drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Nkemakolam wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Nkemakolam trying to control the position but Dos Equis Guy is working away.
Dos Equis Guy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nkemakolam cracks Dos Equis Guy with a big elbow.
Dos Equis Guy manages to work his way to half guard, despite Nkemakolam's best efforts.
Dos Equis Guy is staying active underneath Nkemakolam, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nkemakolam lands a nice short elbow.
Nkemakolam missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dos Equis Guy wants to control but Nkemakolam is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dos Equis Guy is refusing to be controlled, as Nkemakolam sits in half guard.
Dos Equis Guy trying to control here.
Nkemakolam is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Nkemakolam thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Nkemakolam fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to escape the mount.
Nkemakolam landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nkemakolam is landing with some decent strikes but Dos Equis Guy is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dos Equis Guy is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dos Equis Guy sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Nkemakolam looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to maintain the position but Nkemakolam is very close to passing his half guard.
Dos Equis Guy won't allow Nkemakolam to pass to mount.
Dos Equis Guy is refusing to be controlled, as Nkemakolam sits in half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is pulling down on Nkemakolam's head to control his posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nkemakolam on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nkemakolam connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dos Equis Guy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nkemakolam's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dos Equis Guy under the eye.
Nkemakolam scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dos Equis Guy doesn't seem bothered though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dos Equis Guy walks into a straight right hand from Nkemakolam.
Nkemakolam connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dos Equis Guy momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nkemakolam misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nkemakolam misses with a wild body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Nkemakolam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Nkemakolam.
Dos Equis Guy leaves Nkemakolam with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nkemakolam.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Nkemakolam is just out of range.
Dos Equis Guy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nkemakolam fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dos Equis Guy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Nkemakolam moves out of range.
Nkemakolam throws a looping overhand right but Dos Equis Guy ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice body punch.
Good leg kick by Nkemakolam there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sloppy strikes from Nkemakolam. Those never looked like landing.
Nkemakolam uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to wear down Nkemakolam with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dos Equis Guy tries to close the distance and clinch but Nkemakolam swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice looking combination but Nkemakolam bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The Dos Equis Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Nkemakolam throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a two punch combo.
Nkemakolam connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the leg kick from Nkemakolam.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy wants to land a leg kick but Nkemakolam is out of range.
Nice body kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Nkemakolam is breathing heavily.
Nice defenses there by Dos Equis Guy.
Nkemakolam looks for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy sprawls well.
Dos Equis Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice straight punches there by Dos Equis Guy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dos Equis Guy.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dos Equis Guy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy throws a series of punches but Nkemakolam avoids them all with ease.
Good leg kick by Dos Equis Guy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Dos Equis Guy moves into range and clinches up with Nkemakolam.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Nkemakolam avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Nkemakolam avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Nkemakolam's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy trying to land knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Nkemakolam's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Nkemakolam's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Nkemakolam throws a punch but it's blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Nkemakolam on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nkemakolam missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nkemakolam throws an off balance right hand
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice body kick.
Dos Equis Guy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dos Equis Guy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nkemakolam dives in and grabs Dos Equis Guy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dos Equis Guy pushes down on Nkemakolam's head and hops out.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Nkemakolam does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nkemakolam drops his hands momentarily and Dos Equis Guy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nkemakolam's sensitive parts.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab. Nkemakolam acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nkemakolam takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nkemakolam avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A good leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nkemakolam takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy slips under a jab.
Dos Equis Guy wants to clinch.
Dos Equis Guy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nkemakolam counters with a nice body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a good cross that connects.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Dos Equis Guy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nkemakolam circles away from the clinch attempt.
Some wild striking there from Dos Equis Guy.
Nice straight punches there by Dos Equis Guy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nkemakolam sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nkemakolam pushes Dos Equis Guy away with a front kick.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the head kick by Nkemakolam.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nkemakolam misses the body punch
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a right hand to the body.
Good shot there by Dos Equis Guy.

Dos Equis Guy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nkemakolam sprawling to the canvas! Nkemakolam rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dos Equis Guy finish him?!

Nkemakolam is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy blocks a jab.
Nkemakolam is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
Nkemakolam avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a series of wild punches.
Dos Equis Guy throws a combination that misses
and Nkemakolam counters with a straight right hand.
Nkemakolam lunges at Dos Equis Guy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dos Equis Guy's hand.
Nkemakolam seems to have recovered his senses.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the body shot from Nkemakolam.
The Dos Equis Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Nkemakolam off balance momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice looking combination but Nkemakolam bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild combination.

Dos Equis Guy drops Nkemakolam with a beautiful combination! Nkemakolam stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dos Equis Guy is looking for the KO!
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dos Equis Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nkemakolam can do to turn this around?
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Nkemakolam moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nkemakolam throws a poor cross that misses
and Nkemakolam takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nkemakolam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Nkemakolam.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Nkemakolam wants to land a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
Nkemakolam ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy moves away.
Dos Equis Guy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight right.
Nkemakolam fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nkemakolam is out of range.
Nkemakolam thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nkemakolam goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dos Equis Guy stuns Nkemakolam with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dos Equis Guy leaves Nkemakolam with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dos Equis Guy lands a big head kick that sends Nkemakolam tumbling to the mat! Dos Equis Guy takes a step backwards and waves Nkemakolam back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dos Equis Guy slips under a jab from Nkemakolam.
Dos Equis Guy circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Nkemakolam to the canvas! Nkemakolam doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Dos Equis Guy keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy retains his heavyweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, The Dos Equis Guy made sure he mentioned Hell's Balls Recovery (160), along with how happy he was to win his fight.