PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sol Badguy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Todd Flanders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flanders comes into a darkened arena with his song building. America F**k Yeah - Trey Parker kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Todd Flanders has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Badguy
vs
Flanders

188 cm
29
155 lbs
16 - 12 - 1

195 cm
24
170 lbs
12 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Sol Badguy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Todd Flanders!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flanders misses with a low kick.
Badguy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Badguy thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big right from Flanders misses.
Flanders feints and then cracks Badguy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Badguy down.
Flanders works Badguy's body with a nice hook.
Badguy loads up on a big right hand but Flanders slips the punch.
Flanders cracks Badguy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Badguy throws out a loose jab but Flanders uses good head movement to avoid it.
Flanders throws a jab but it's blocked by Badguy.
Badguy jabs Flanders right on the nose. Flanders blinks but takes it well.
A slow jab from Badguy misses its intended target.
Flanders lands a nice leg kick that just misses Badguy's sensitive parts.
Flanders throws a nice outside leg kick.
Badguy throws the left hand but Flanders avoids the punch easily.
Flanders turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Flanders connects with an inside leg kick.
Todd Flanders seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badguy throws the left hand but Flanders avoids the punch easily.
Badguy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flanders throws a leg kick which misses Badguy's front leg but catches the back leg as Badguy tries to avoid it.
Flanders misses the shot to the body.
Flanders throws a leg kick which misses Badguy's front leg but catches the back leg as Badguy tries to avoid it.
Badguy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Badguy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Flanders checks a leg kick.
Flanders scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Badguy doesn't seem bothered though.
Badguy moves out of range of the body kick.
Badguy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A solid leg kick lands there for Flanders.
Flanders throws a head kick but Badguy moves out of range.
Flanders lands with a cross.
Badguy is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Flanders's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Flanders ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flanders misses with a body kick.
A cross from Flanders lands.
Flanders fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Badguy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Badguy misses with a looping right.
Badguy misses with a right hand
and Flanders counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Flanders is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Flanders throws a hook but Badguy blocks it.
Badguy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Flanders swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Badguy to counter with a crisp jab.
Badguy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Flanders.
Badguy misses with a wild body shot.
Badguy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Flanders steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Badguy.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Flanders.
Flanders misses with a hook
and Badguy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flanders misses with a body shot.
Flanders swings for the body but Badguy moves out of range.
Flanders tries to work over Badguy's front leg with a kick but Badguy checks it.
Badguy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Badguy slips under a jab.
Badguy misses with a few strikes there.
Flanders scores with a nice body kick.
Flanders moves out of range as Badguy strikes.
Badguy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Flanders fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Badguy manages to avoid it.
Badguy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Flanders lands with an uppercut that bounces Badguy off the cage and back into range.
Flanders throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Badguy counter with a right hand.
Flanders swings for the body but Badguy moves out of range.
Flanders throws a leg kick but Badguy checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Flanders
and Badguy counters with a two punch combo.

Flanders is rocked!
Flanders misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Badguy.
Flanders is still on wobbly legs! Can Badguy finish him?
Flanders buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Flanders thows a left - swing and a miss!
Badguy looks to land a right hand but Flanders moved out of range.
Flanders staying out of range there.
Flanders cracks the inside of Badguy's front leg.
Flanders seems to have recovered his senses.
Badguy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Flanders's head backwards.
Flanders chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Badguy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Badguy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A big left from Flanders misses.
Badguy throws out a loose jab but Flanders uses good head movement to avoid it.
Flanders lands a jab.
Flanders tries to land a leg kick but Badguy saw it coming and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Todd Flanders dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Flanders is looking to slow Badguy down with leg kicks.
Todd Flanders seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Flanders scores with a decent looking hook.
Badguy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flanders sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Flanders throws a hook to the side of Badguy's head but Badguy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Badguy throws a big shot that misses.
Badguy throws out a loose jab but Flanders uses good head movement to avoid it.
Badguy tries to bum rush Flanders with a series of wild strikes but Flanders uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Flanders swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Badguy.
Flanders fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Badguy is out of range.
Flanders ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Badguy moves away.
Flanders throws a leg kick that misses.
Badguy scores with a hook to the body. Flanders takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Badguy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Flanders scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A nice inside leg kick there by Flanders. That's going to slow Badguy down.
Badguy misses with an uppercut. Flanders saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flanders moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Badguy checks a leg kick nicely.
Flanders looks to throw the jab but Badguy is out of range.
Flanders swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Flanders misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Badguy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Badguy throws a good cross that connects.
Flanders avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Flanders misses with a low kick as Badguy jumps back.
Badguy looks to land a left hand but Flanders moved out of range nicely.
Flanders feints and then cracks Badguy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Badguy down.
A slow jab from Badguy misses its intended target.
Badguy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Flanders's hands.
Flanders throws a combination. Badguy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flanders throws a low kick, looking for Badguy's leg but Badguy calmly moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Badguy.
Nice uppercut lands for Flanders. That snapped Badguy's head back.
Badguy walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Flanders finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Flanders swings for the body but Badguy moves out of range.
Flanders misses the jab.
Flanders rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Badguy counter with a right hand.
Badguy throws a jab when Flanders was well out of range.
Flanders throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Badguy throws a series of punches but Flanders moves out of range.
Flanders wants to slow Badguy down by chopping away at his legs.
Badguy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Flanders was well out of range. Poor timing from Badguy.
Badguy slips a jab from Flanders.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Badguy moves away from the strike by Flanders.
Flanders throws a low kick but Badguy avoids it.
Flanders throws a nice inside leg kick.
Badguy throws a looping overhand right but Flanders ducks down to avoid it.
Flanders takes a swing at Badguy's ribcage but misses.
Flanders throws a nice inside leg kick.
Flanders misses with a hook. Badguy ducked under it nicely.
Flanders tries a low kick but Badguy avoids it.
Badguy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Badguy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Flanders uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Badguy.
Flanders is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Badguy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badguy checks a leg kick nicely.
Badguy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Flanders throws a sloppy head kick and Badguy moves out of range easily.
Badguy cracks Flanders with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Flanders lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Badguy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Badguy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Flanders steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Badguy.
Badguy tries to bum rush Flanders with a series of wild strikes but Flanders uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Badguy throws a shot from downtown. Flanders moves away and avoids it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Flanders misses with a body shot.
Badguy throws a hook to the side of Flanders's head but Flanders sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fighters circling - Flanders throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Flanders ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Badguy moves away.
Flanders throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Flanders thows a body kick. Badguy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Todd Flanders showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Badguy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Flanders circles away quickly and effectively.
Badguy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Flanders.
A slow jab from Flanders misses its intended target.
Flanders misses with a low kick as Badguy jumps back.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Flanders.
Badguy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Badguy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Flanders. Flanders obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice jab there from Flanders.
Badguy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Flanders misses with a body shot.
Flanders pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flanders fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Badguy manages to avoid it.
Flanders misses with a body kick.
Badguy throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badguy moves out of range of the body kick from Flanders.
Badguy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Flanders can pounce on him.
Flanders ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice jab there from Badguy.
Flanders swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Flanders throws a sloppy head kick and Badguy moves out of range easily.
Flanders uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Badguy.
Flanders showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Badguy.
Badguy ducks right into an uppercut from Flanders.
Flanders dodges the punch combination from Badguy.
Flanders uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Badguy.
Good leg kick by Flanders there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sol Badguy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badguy throws a lazy uppercut
and Flanders counters with a solid body kick.
Nice body punch from Flanders.
Flanders thows a body shot but no joy.
Flanders thows a body shot but no joy.
Flanders throws a right and a left that Badguy avoids nicely.
Badguy throws the left hand but Flanders avoids the punch easily.
Badguy is looking to score with low kicks.
Badguy moves away from the strike by Flanders.
Badguy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Flanders connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Flanders lands a nice shot that snaps Badguy's head back.
A slow jab from Flanders misses its intended target.
Badguy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Badguy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Flanders counters with a nice leg kick.
Badguy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Flanders lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Good work by Flanders as he checks the leg kick.
Donk. Flanders catches Badguy right on the button with a cross.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Flanders.
Flanders misses with a shot to the body
and Badguy counters with a left and a right... And another left! Flanders is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sol Badguy!