PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Growwoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Nuclear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuclear comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Nuclear Assault - Critical Mass kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Remy Growwoo has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Growwoo
vs
Nuclear

205 cm
27
215 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

188 cm
28
215 lbs
16 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remy Growwoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, David Nuclear!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Growwoo blocks the body kick.
Growwoo looks to clinch

and Nuclear counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Nuclear.
Growwoo wants to stall.
Growwoo takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Remy Growwoo has been cut.
Growwoo lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like David Nuclear has been cut.
Nuclear on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nuclear is trying to maintain a safe position but Growwoo gets an underhook and turns Nuclear into the cage.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nuclear creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Growwoo is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Growwoo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nuclear has a couple of punches blocked by Growwoo.
Growwoo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Nuclear misses with a punch on the inside.
Growwoo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nuclear digs a right hand into Growwoo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Growwoo's gas tank.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Growwoo throws an elbow but it misses.
Nuclear lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Growwoo backwards.
Nuclear dodges an elbow strike from Growwoo.
A right hook to the body lands for Nuclear.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuclear is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nuclear is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Growwoo is keeping busy.
Nuclear blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Growwoo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nuclear unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nuclear lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Growwoo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Growwoo being controlled against the cage.
Nuclear scores with a shot to the side of Growwoo's head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Nuclear lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Growwoo.
Growwoo is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nuclear scores with a shot to the side of Growwoo's head.
Nuclear lands an uppercut.
Nuclear tries to work over Growwoo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Growwoo is trying to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuclear looking to stall.
Nuclear avoiding damage as Growwoo throws knees to the body.
Nuclear works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from Nuclear.
A short body shot lands from Nuclear as the two fighters clinch.
Nuclear lands a body punch.
Nuclear presses Growwoo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Still in the clinch, Nuclear scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nuclear softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nuclear misses with a punch to the body.
Nuclear softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nuclear lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nuclear lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nuclear presses Growwoo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nuclear misses with a knee to the head.
Nuclear scores with a hook to the body.
Nuclear lands with a short shot to the head.
Nuclear lands a nice uppercut.

Growwoo is rocked!
Nuclear with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Nuclear as the two fighters clinch.
Nuclear digs a right hand into Growwoo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Growwoo's gas tank.
Nuclear lands with a left to the head.
Still in the clinch, Nuclear scores with a nice short uppercut.
Oh Growwoo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nuclear lands a shoulder strike.
Nuclear lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Growwoo to his knees! Nuclear keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Nuclear!
Jumping up and down and very excited, David Nuclear waved his t-shirt featuring Hell's Balls Recovery (160)'s logo in front of the cameras.