PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clyde Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Kuusivirta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turner's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Champ is Here . Clyde Turner is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Turner
vs
Kuusivirta

196 cm
30
272 lbs
11 - 10 - 1

187 cm
27
240 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

CEC Nutrition Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Clyde Turner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Kuusivirta!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuusivirta misses with a takedown attempt

and Turner counters with a crisp one two that drops Kuusivirta! Turner thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Kuusivirta to his feet! Kuusivirta is in big trouble!

Kuusivirta is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horrible takedown by Kuusivirta or perhaps it was just good defense by Turner which made him look bad.
Kuusivirta is still on wobbly legs! Can Turner finish him?
Kuusivirta with a poor takedown
and Turner counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Kuusivirta has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Clyde Turner!