PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Luke Gardner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Huge Balls will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Gardner
vs
Balls

178 cm
29
177 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

197 cm
33
178 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Luke Gardner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Huge Balls!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gardner throws a head kick but Balls moves out of range.
Gardner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Balls moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gardner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Balls takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gardner misses with a double jab
and Balls counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A slapping body kick lands there for Gardner.
Gardner connects with the punch.

It looks like Huge Balls has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gardner plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Gardner cracks Balls's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Balls slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Gardner can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Luke Gardner!