PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Michaels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Dirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michaels comes to the cage accompanied by Sexy Boy. Dirt has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. On his way into the cage it seems that Shawn Michaels has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Shawn Michaels seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Michaels
vs
Dirt

174 cm
23
135 lbs
19 - 3 - 0

170 cm
21
136 lbs
4 - 9 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shawn Michaels!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Dirt!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Michaels closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dirt to the mat! Dirt manages to get full guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Michaels drops back looking for a leg! Dirt is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dirt manages to kick Michaels off! Michaels jumps back into Dirt's guard.
Michaels passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Michaels is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Dirt looks calm but he's in trouble here. Michaels gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Dirt is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Michaels lets go of the hold and Dirt can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Shawn Michaels!
Shawn Michaels retains his bantamweight title!
Shawn Michaels made sure to mention his sponsor, New World Order Clothing in his post fight interview.