PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Broyeur deRobinet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Charm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). deRobinet comes to the cage accompanied by God's Gonna Cut You Down. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

deRobinet
vs
Charm

154 cm
32
132 lbs
16 - 12 - 1

150 cm
31
148 lbs
20 - 30 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Broyeur deRobinet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 30 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Charm!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Bruno Lombardi and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid body kick from deRobinet.
deRobinet lands with a thumping leg kick.
deRobinet scores with a push kick.
deRobinet throws a low kick, looking for Charm's leg but Charm calmly moves out of range.
Nice body kick from deRobinet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Charm on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Charm looks winded!
deRobinet keeps Charm at a distance using the push kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
deRobinet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
deRobinet throws a head kick but Charm moves out of range.
deRobinet pushes Charm away with a front kick.
deRobinet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Charm.
Charm has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from deRobinet.
A good leg kick by deRobinet.
Charm on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by deRobinet. deRobinet obviously looking to wear him down.
An inside leg kick lands from deRobinet.
Charm walks forward, straight into a front kick from deRobinet.
Charm takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Lucky Charm has been cut.
deRobinet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by deRobinet.
deRobinet misses with a head kick.

Charm closes the distance and clinches.
deRobinet pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Charm misses with a hook from the clinch.
deRobinet lands a nice elbow.
deRobinet blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
deRobinet working Charm over with knees to the body.
deRobinet landing knees to the head.
Charm's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
deRobinet misses with an elbow over the top.
Charm tries to throw a body punch but deRobinet avoids it by throwing Charm back against the cage.
Charm misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by deRobinet.
deRobinet blocks an uppercut.
deRobinet creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Charm's defenses.
deRobinet crunches a lovely knee into Charm's ribcage.
deRobinet lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
deRobinet throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, deRobinet throws an elbow but misses.
deRobinet tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Charm avoids it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Charm has a couple of punches blocked by deRobinet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
deRobinet scores a nice knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knees in the clinch landing for deRobinet.
Charm being controlled against the cage.
deRobinet pushes off an throws an elbow but Charm leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
deRobinet lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Lucky Charm's cut even more.

deRobinet manages to break the clinch.
Charm walks forward, straight into a front kick from deRobinet.
deRobinet thumps Charm with a low kick.
Charm avoids a kick to the body.
deRobinet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick there by deRobinet.
deRobinet throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Charm crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Broyeur deRobinet!
A relieved looking Broyeur deRobinet thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.