PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brutal Rapist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barby Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Rapist might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Requiem for a dream. Girl has chosen You're my heart, You're me soul as his entrance music. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Rapist
vs
Girl

191 cm
27
262 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

180 cm
31
240 lbs
10 - 17 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brutal Rapist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 17 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barby Girl!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rapist closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Girl to the mat! Girl manages to get full guard.
Girl looks winded!
Rapist controlling from the top position.
Rapist passes into half guard.

Rapist is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Rapist is taking a breather. Girl says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Girl is trying to stand up here but Rapist is controlling him well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl wants to get back to full guard.
Rapist wants to pass the guard but Girl is defending well.
Rapist content to control rather than advance.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Brutal Rapist wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Rapist connects with a jab.

Rapist fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Girl to the ground. Rapist is now in Girl's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rapist looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Rapist tries to free his leg and advance position but Girl is retaining full guard.
Rapist stays in close to Girl's body and controls the position.
Girl really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Rapist. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Rapist's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Brutal Rapist.

Rapist closes the distance and clinches.

Rapist turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Rapist manages to end up in side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Rapist tries for a kimura but Girl is defending well.
Rapist slows the pace down.
Girl is looking for a sweep.
Rapist is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Brutal Rapist just wasn't active enough.

Rapist scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rapist happy to just control the position for now.

Rapist is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Girl is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brutal Rapist dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barby Girl's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Rapist scores with a punch to the head.
Barby Girl is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Rapist throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Girl was covering up waiting for the punch and Rapist finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Girl is looking to stand up but Rapist isn't so interested in that idea.
Rapist postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rapist is pushing down on Girl's leg trying to pass to half guard. Girl is fighting to maintain full guard but Rapist has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl tries to roll over but Rapist keeps him under control.
Rapist keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

Rapist is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Rapist content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Girl wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rapist drops an elbow to the side of Girl's head.
Rapist content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Rapist lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Brutal Rapist overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Rapist maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Girl could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Rapist has cracked it and Girl is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Rapist!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Brutal Rapist!
A victorious Brutal Rapist thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.