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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ricardo Martinez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Clinton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martinez comes to the cage accompanied by Non Phixion - The CIA Is Trying To Kill Me. Clinton has chosen Break Ya Neck as his entrance music. Bill Clinton is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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200 lbs
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189 cm
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196 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ricardo Martinez!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bill Clinton!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martinez throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Clinton dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Martinez. That did some damage!
Clinton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Martinez misses the jab.
Clinton shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Martinez manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Martinez avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Martinez controls Clinton momentarily but Clinton frees himself.
Clinton has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Martinez is really struggling to control Clinton but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Clinton trying to control the position from guard on top but Martinez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Clinton postures up in Martinez's guard and throws a big left but Martinez blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clinton wants to pass the guard but Martinez is keeping the position.
Clinton throws an elbow that misses. Martinez uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Clinton's guard. Nice move by Martinez!
Clinton wants to sweep here but Martinez controlling him for the moment.
Clinton has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Martinez can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Clinton throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Martinez escapes and throws Clinton's legs to the side, diving into side control!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clinton wants to control but Martinez postures up.
Clinton manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Clinton with the ground and pound but Martinez uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Martinez knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Clinton on the ground.
Clinton postures up in Martinez's guard and throws a big left but Martinez blocks it.
Clinton throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Martinez works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Clinton throwing strikes but missing.
Clinton is pushing down on Martinez's leg trying to pass to half guard. Martinez is fighting to maintain full guard but Clinton has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clinton stalling away here and it's allowed Martinez to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Clinton slips nicely into half guard.
Clinton thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Clinton trying to control from half guard but Martinez is working away.
Clinton wants to pass to mount but Martinez is defending the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clinton not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Clinton is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Clinton is looking to take a break and control but Martinez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Martinez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Clinton.
Clinton missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clinton sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Martinez defending well though.
Clinton not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bill Clinton dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Clinton throws a series of punches but Martinez avoids them all with ease.
Clinton connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Martinez looks to score with a jab to the body but Clinton is just out of range.
Clinton throws a hook but Martinez avoids it easily.
Clinton takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Martinez takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It looks like Ricardo Martinez has been cut.
Martinez lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick by Clinton misses
and Martinez counters with an inside leg kick.
Martinez looks to throw the jab but Clinton is out of range.
Clinton changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Martinez tries to avoid it but Clinton manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Martinez to the ground. Martinez escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Martinez staying out of range there.
Martinez tries to clinch there but Clinton circles away.
Martinez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Clinton walks into a stiff left hand from Martinez.
Clinton fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Clinton moves out of range of the leg kick from Martinez.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martinez wants to land a leg kick but Clinton is out of range.
Clinton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Martinez.
Martinez takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Clinton changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Martinez tries to avoid it but Clinton manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Martinez to the ground. Martinez escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ricardo Martinez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Clinton.
Martinez pushes Clinton up against the cage in a clinch.
Martinez gets underhooks to prevent Clinton's takedown attempt.
A shot in the inside from Martinez.
Martinez lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clinton backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Clinton.
Martinez struggles to land a body shot inside as Clinton controls his hands.
Clinton pushes Martinez back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Martinez missing with knees to the body.
Martinez lands a nice elbow.
Clinton can't break the clinch.
Clinton tries to work over Martinez's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch on the inside from Martinez fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Clinton fails to land.
Clinton escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Clinton is looking to score with low kicks.
Clinton looks to score with a jab to the body but Martinez is just out of range.
Bill Clinton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Martinez takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Clinton works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Clinton connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Martinez rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clinton moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Martinez throws a poor cross that misses
and Clinton counters with a nice leg kick.
Martinez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Martinez tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Clinton paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Martinez. No joy for Clinton on that attempt.
Clinton throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Clinton scores with a jab.
Clinton looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martinez avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Martinez attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Martinez looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Clinton lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A solid leg kick lands there for Martinez.
Clinton scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Clinton looks to throw the jab but Martinez is out of range.
Clinton ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Clinton jabs at Martinez's body.
Clinton avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Clinton fails to land the takedown.
Martinez lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clinton throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Martinez.
Martinez closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martinez tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Martinez blocks a body shot from Clinton.
Clinton keeps control of Martinez as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Martinez working Clinton over with knees to the body.
Clinton is breathing heavily.
Martinez lands a right hand.
Clinton has Martinez pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Martinez manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Martinez lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Martinez manages to break the clinch.
No luck for Clinton with that takedown attempt.
Martinez feints and then cracks Clinton's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clinton down.
Clinton has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Martinez.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martinez lands with a good body shot.
Martinez throws a front kick that sends Clinton stumbling back into the cage.
Martinez throws a sloppy head kick and Clinton moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ricardo Martinez will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ricardo Martinez's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Martinez buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Martinez throws a head kick that misses.
Clinton misses the shot to the body.
Martinez pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Clinton keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
No joy there for Clinton, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Clinton fails to land with a series of punches.
Clinton throws a right hand that Martinez ducks under and follows up with a left that Martinez also avoids with ease.
Martinez cracks Clinton with an open hand slap.
Martinez lands a leg kick that knocks Clinton off balance momentarily.
Clinton works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Martinez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clinton.
Clinton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Martinez just misses with a punch to the body.
Bill Clinton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clinton throws a push kick but Martinez slaps the foot to one side.
Clinton's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A shot to the body from Clinton misses
and Martinez cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clinton lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Clinton fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Clinton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Clinton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Martinez but Martinez pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Martinez cracks the inside of Clinton's front leg.
Clinton getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Clinton misses with a right hand
and Martinez counters with a stiff right hand.
Martinez rushes Clinton and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Clinton lands a body punch in the clinch.
Martinez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Martinez throws a leg kick but Clinton checks it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Martinez looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Martinez feints and then cracks Clinton's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clinton down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clinton feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Martinez's calf.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martinez connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Martinez wants to land a leg kick but Clinton is out of range.
Ricardo Martinez is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Clinton shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Clinton showed some decent athleticism there.
Martinez is staying active underneath Clinton, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Clinton thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Clinton is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Martinez is looking to control Clinton's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Martinez avoid being mounted?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martinez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Clinton.
Martinez is refusing to be controlled, as Clinton sits in half guard.
Martinez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Clinton.
Clinton looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Clinton not doing much here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clinton is trying to control the action in half guard but Martinez is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Bill Clinton just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Ricardo Martinez's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Clinton misses with a double jab.
Martinez works Clinton's body with a nice hook.
Clinton lands with a kick to the ribs.
Martinez thows a body shot but no joy.
Martinez darts in trying to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Clinton.
Martinez wants to control but Clinton postures up.
Clinton throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Clinton wants to lay and pray for a moment but Martinez keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clinton throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Clinton tries to move into full mount but can't pass Martinez's legs.
Clinton fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Martinez tries to buck Clinton off but Clinton is having none of it.
Clinton advances to full mount.
Clinton in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clinton looking to finish Martinez with some ground and pound. This is bad for Martinez!
Clinton wants to control the pace but Martinez is squirming around nicely.
Clinton postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Martinez looks a forlorn figure.
Martinez on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Martinez tries to get out of the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clinton with the ground and pound from mount.
Clinton lands a big shot there that rocks Martinez but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Clinton landing strikes, looking to finish!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clinton postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Martinez badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Clinton around the waist but Clinton pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Clinton is the winner by TKO! Clinton jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bill Clinton!
Bill Clinton is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath Bill Clinton thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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