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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Potter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake The Pendulum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Potter kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is All you need is love. The Pendulum is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'm Back. Snake The Pendulum told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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205 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Potter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake The Pendulum!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potter misses with an uppercut
and The Pendulum counters with a good low kick that Potter was not able to check.
Potter checks a leg kick.
The Pendulum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potter was well out of range. Poor timing from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum misses the jab.
The Pendulum lets loose with a powerful body kick. Potter will feel that in the morning.
The Pendulum explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Potter swings for the body but The Pendulum moves out of range.
The Pendulum lands with a kick to the temple. Potter shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The Pendulum throws a shot to the body.
The Pendulum throws a big shot that misses.
The Pendulum tries to score with a low kick but Potter moves his leg out of the way.
The Pendulum has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Pendulum connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The Pendulum misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Potter. The Pendulum does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pendulum misses the shot to the body.
Potter uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Potter paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Potter is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Potter cracks The Pendulum with a right hand to the side of the head.
The Pendulum defending well as Potter loads up on a big left hand.
Potter has closed the distance and engaged The Pendulum in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Potter.
Potter misses with some punches.
Potter's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Potter lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potter lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The Pendulum lands an uppercut.
Potter working aggressively here.
The Pendulum misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potter has a couple of punches blocked by The Pendulum.
A head punch on the inside from Potter fails to land.
Potter misses with a hook from the clinch.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
Potter misses with a punch to the body.
The Pendulum misses with the head strike.
Potter misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from The Pendulum fails to land.
The Pendulum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Potter backwards.
The Pendulum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
Potter tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Potter lands a shoulder strike.
The Pendulum can't find room to land a body shot as Potter controls the action.
Potter makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Pendulum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Potter.
Potter tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Pendulum's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potter struggles to land a body shot inside as The Pendulum controls his hands.
The Pendulum tries a body shot but Potter blocks it.
The Pendulum throws a punch but it's blocked by Potter.
Potter scores with a shoulder strike.
Potter misses with a punch to the body.
The Pendulum lands with a left to the head.
The Pendulum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Pendulum lands an uppercut.
The Pendulum swings wildly with an uppercut but Potter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Potter misses with a body punch.
Potter scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Potter blocks a body shot from The Pendulum.
A right handed body shot lands from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum blocks an uppercut.
The Pendulum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Potter tries to throw a body punch but The Pendulum avoids it by throwing Potter back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potter gets through The Pendulum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from The Pendulum.
Potter throws a punch but it's blocked by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum can't find room to land a body shot as Potter controls the action.
Potter blocks a body shot from The Pendulum.
Potter digs a right hand into The Pendulum's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Pendulum's gas tank.
Potter has a couple of punches blocked by The Pendulum.
Potter lands a nice uppercut.
The Pendulum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Potter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Pendulum.
Potter goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Potter.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Pendulum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Potter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Pendulum misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Pendulum wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Harry Potter will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
A combination from The Pendulum does no damage.
The Pendulum drives through and clinches with Potter against the cage.
The Pendulum digs a right hand underneath Potter's ribcage. Potter let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Potter is working The Pendulum over against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Potter.
Potter swings wildly with an uppercut but The Pendulum uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Pendulum prevents a body shot from Potter.
The Pendulum misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hand to the body from Potter.
The Pendulum can't find room to land a body shot as Potter controls the action.
Potter scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Potter pushes The Pendulum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potter tries a body shot but The Pendulum blocks it.
Harry Potter has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Potter tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Pendulum's elbow.
Potter lands with a light punch inside.
Potter swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pendulum works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Potter throws a punch but it's blocked by The Pendulum.
Potter prevents a body shot from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from The Pendulum fails to land.
The Pendulum pushes Potter back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Potter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Pendulum.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
Potter blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Potter blocks a body shot from The Pendulum.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Potter.
A head punch on the inside from The Pendulum fails to land.
Potter is working The Pendulum over against the cage.
The Pendulum blocks an uppercut.
Potter swings wildly with an uppercut but The Pendulum uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Pendulum trying to stall but Potter improves his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum throws a head punch that misses.
Potter can't find room to land a body shot as The Pendulum controls the action.
Potter can't find room to land a body shot as The Pendulum controls the action.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Pendulum stalling.
A shot in the inside from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum misses with some punches.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
Potter is leaning against The Pendulum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nice body punch from Potter - that landed with a thud.
The Pendulum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Pendulum throws a head punch that misses.
The Pendulum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Potter pushes The Pendulum back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Potter works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Potter blocks an elbow strike from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potter digs a right hand into The Pendulum's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Pendulum's gas tank.
The Pendulum is breathing heavily.
The Pendulum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Potter lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Potter.
Potter struggles to land a body shot inside as The Pendulum controls his hands.
The Pendulum misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Pendulum just leaning against Potter, taking a breather.
A head punch on the inside from Potter fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Pendulum.
Potter blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Potter lands a right hand.
Potter throws a head punch that misses.
The Pendulum misses with a punch to the body.
Potter lands with a light punch inside.
Potter misses with some punches.
Potter tries a body shot but The Pendulum blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Potter throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Pendulums head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Pendulum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Potter as The Pendulum tries to tie him up.
Potter swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Potter.
A nice left hand lands by Potter.
Potter lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Potter misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
The Pendulum tries to throw a body punch but Potter avoids it by throwing The Pendulum back against the cage.
Potter misses with a hook from the clinch.
Potter tries a body shot but The Pendulum blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Potter lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Potter misses with the head strike.
A short left from Potter.
A short right from Potter on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harry Potter dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Potter fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A shot to the body from The Pendulum misses
and Potter counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Potter's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Pendulum connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Potter scrambles back to his feet.
The Pendulum connects with a good right hand that stumbles Potter. Potter circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Potter tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Potter scores with the left hand. The Pendulum knows he should have avoided that one.
The Pendulum is rocked!
The Pendulum slips under a jab from Potter.
The Pendulum is still on wobbly legs! Can Potter finish him?
Potter misses the shot to the body.
The Pendulum seems to have recovered his senses.
Potter throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Pendulum sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Pendulum slips under a jab from Potter.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Pendulum. Potter shrugs it off though.
Potter connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Pendulum misses with a low kick.
The Pendulum looks to score with a jab to the body but Potter is just out of range.
The Pendulum ducks under a wild hook from Potter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pendulum scores with a push kick.
The Pendulum walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Pendulum throws a leg kick but Potter sees it coming and moves out of range.
Potter misses with a body shot
and The Pendulum counters with a straight right hand.
Potter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Pendulum slips under a jab from Potter.
Potter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Pendulum. Potter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Potter looks to land a left hand but The Pendulum moved out of range nicely.
Potter takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Potter connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Pendulum. The Pendulum circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Pendulum misses with a body kick.
The Pendulum jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Potter looks to throw the jab but The Pendulum is out of range.
Potter misses with the combination.
The Pendulum has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Potter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Potter swings for the body but The Pendulum moves out of range.
Potter scores with a jab to the head.
Potter throws a looping overhand right but The Pendulum ducks down to avoid it.
Potter on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Potter scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Potter moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Potter connects with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum throws a head kick but Potter moves out of range.
Potter works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Harry Potter is winning the standup battle so far.
Potter looks to land a left hand but The Pendulum moved out of range nicely.
The Pendulum fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Potter.
Potter takes a swing at The Pendulum's ribcage but misses.
Potter throws a lazy uppercut
and The Pendulum counters with a good low kick that Potter was not able to check.
Potter rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Pendulum counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Potter swings for the body but The Pendulum moves out of range.
Potter is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Potter on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Potter throws a hook to the side of The Pendulum's head but The Pendulum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Pendulum avoids the body shot from Potter.
The Pendulum avoids the body shot from Potter.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potter lands a nice looking body shot.
Potter throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The Pendulum throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Potter's head.
An inside leg kick lands from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum throws a head kick but Potter moves out of range.
The Pendulum thuds a left hand into Potter's body.
Potter looks to land a left hand but The Pendulum moved out of range nicely.
Potter ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Potter avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Potter moves into the clinch successfully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Pendulum struggles to land a body shot inside as Potter controls his hands.
The Pendulum working aggressively here.
Potter can't find room to land a body shot as The Pendulum controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Harry Potter did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Potter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Potter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Pendulum.
The Pendulum attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Pendulum takes one on the button.
Potter misses with a looping left.
The Pendulum cracks a nice hook into Potter's ribs.
Potter getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Potter ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Pendulum finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nice cross by The Pendulum.
Potter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Pendulum moves away.
Potter misses with a body shot.
The Pendulum defending well as Potter loads up on a big left hand.
The Pendulum throws a body punch but Potter moves out of range.
Potter misses with a left hand
and The Pendulum counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potter forces The Pendulum back against the cage and clinches.
The Pendulum has a couple of punches blocked by Potter.
The Pendulum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Pendulum throws a head punch that misses.
Potter fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Pendulum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum misses with some punches.
Nice body punch from The Pendulum - that landed with a thud.
The Pendulum wants to break the clinch but can't.
Potter lands an uppercut.
Potter goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Potter throws a punch but it's blocked by The Pendulum.
Potter throws a punch but it's blocked by The Pendulum.
Potter doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Potter works on The Pendulum's body with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Potter as The Pendulum tries to tie him up.
Potter throws a punch but it's blocked by The Pendulum.
A short uppercut from The Pendulum.
Potter has a couple of punches blocked by The Pendulum.
Potter struggles to land a body shot inside as The Pendulum controls his hands.
Potter is leaning against The Pendulum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Pendulum.
A right hand to the body from Potter.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Potter.
The Pendulum is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
A head punch on the inside from The Pendulum fails to land.
The Pendulum lands a shoulder strike.
The Pendulum misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potter throws a head punch that misses.
Potter avoiding damage as The Pendulum throws knees to the body.
The Pendulum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Potter doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Potter lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Pendulum backwards.
The Pendulum blocking some punches.
The Pendulum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Pendulum lands with a left to the head.
The Pendulum misses with some punches.
Potter makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Potter swings wildly with an uppercut but The Pendulum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Potter misses with a punch on the inside.
Potter lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Pendulum backwards.
The Pendulum blocking some punches.
The Pendulum is looking to control Potter's arms but Potter gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Pendulum has his back to the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Potter swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Potter scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Potter misses with a body punch.
Potter misses with a punch to the body.
The Pendulum trying to control the position but instead, Potter has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Pendulum into the cage.
Potter tries a body shot but The Pendulum blocks it.
Good body shot from Potter.
Potter misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Potter.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Potter fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Pendulum blocks a body shot from Potter.
Potter lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harry Potter had his way with Snake The Pendulum in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
The Pendulum gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! The Pendulum tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Potter is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and The Pendulum buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves The Pendulum!! The Pendulum is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Potter throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Potter!
A very excited looking Harry Potter made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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