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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerzy Kosinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Brother Ali - Uncle Sam God damn. On his way into the cage it seems that Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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190 lbs
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185 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jerzy Kosinski!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Kosinski as Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in.
Bootyshanks The 3rd loads up on a big right hand but Kosinski slips the punch.
Kosinski stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kosinski wants it to stay on the feet.
Kosinski thows a body shot but no joy.
Kosinski throws a hook to the side of Bootyshanks The 3rd's head but Bootyshanks The 3rd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kosinski sprawls well. Kosinski wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bootyshanks The 3rd gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bootyshanks The 3rd drives through with a takedown into guard.
Kosinski is looking to stand up but Bootyshanks The 3rd isn't so interested in that idea.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kosinski can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kosinski's head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a big elbow that misses.
Kosinski keeping moving, preventing Bootyshanks The 3rd from controlling successfully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to pass the guard but Kosinski is keeping the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to work some ground and pound but Kosinski has wrist control.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling from the top position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a big elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kosinski working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Kosinski really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bootyshanks The 3rd. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Kosinski is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a couple of elbows.
Kosinski working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control from the top but Kosinski keeps moving.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kosinski is keeping the position for now.
Kosinski looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kosinski is keeping the position for now.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bootyshanks The 3rd's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bootyshanks The 3rd sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a couple of short punches.
Kosinski utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kosinski utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Kosinski is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kosinski is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working some strikes from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kosinski keeping moving, preventing Bootyshanks The 3rd from controlling successfully.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A shot to the body from Bootyshanks The 3rd misses
and Kosinski counters with a straight right hand.
Kosinski lands with a shot to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bootyshanks The 3rd on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook
and Kosinski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kosinski misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a poor cross that misses
and Kosinski counters with a three punch combo that has Bootyshanks The 3rd backing up. Bootyshanks The 3rd nods at Kosinski to acknowledge the strikes.
Jerzy Kosinski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bootyshanks The 3rd checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kosinski throws a one two combo.
Bootyshanks The 3rd's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kosinski connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bootyshanks The 3rd scrambles back to his feet.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a solid leg kick but Kosinski takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kosinski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in for a takedown but Kosinski shows good takedown defense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moves into range and clinches up with Kosinski.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kosinski avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bootyshanks The 3rd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd jumps guard but Kosinski turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kosinski is defending well for now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with knees to the body.
Kosinski wants to break free but Bootyshanks The 3rd has control.
Kosinski breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kosinski's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Kosinski duly obliges.
It looks like Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been cut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to chop away at Kosinski's legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kosinski keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kosinski throws out a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range and Kosinski only half commits.
Kosinski misses with a wild body shot.
Jerzy Kosinski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kosinski has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kosinski counters with a good low kick that Bootyshanks The 3rd was not able to check.
Kosinski throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kosinski lands a nice looking body shot.
Kosinski scores with a three punch combo!
Kosinski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to avoid it.
Nice takedown defense from Kosinski. No joy for Bootyshanks The 3rd on that attempt.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Kosinski to the ground. Bootyshanks The 3rd is now in Kosinski's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kosinski not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control from the top but Kosinski keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jerzy Kosinski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Kosinski misses with a wild body shot.
Kosinski blocks a jab.
Kosinski throws a right hand that Bootyshanks The 3rd ducks under and follows up with a left that Bootyshanks The 3rd also avoids with ease.
Kosinski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in but no luck this time.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kosinski does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be looking for submissions.
Kosinski tries to kick Bootyshanks The 3rd off but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the action but Kosinski is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a punch from half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is working for a submission of some sort.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control. Kosinski wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kosinski is trying to stand.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thows a huge punch but Kosinski dodges it nicely.
Kosinski tries to get to full guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd has control of the leg.
Kosinski is looking to control Bootyshanks The 3rd's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kosinski avoid being mounted?
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to pass to full mount but Kosinski defends it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kosinski is looking for a sweep. Bootyshanks The 3rd is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to stall here but Kosinski recovers full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd postures up in Kosinski's guard and throws a big left but Kosinski blocks it.
Kosinski keeping moving, preventing Bootyshanks The 3rd from controlling successfully.
Kosinski wants to sweep here but Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling him for the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bootyshanks The 3rd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kosinski keeping moving, preventing Bootyshanks The 3rd from controlling successfully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control from the top but Kosinski keeps moving.
Bootyshanks The 3rd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kosinski has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
And that's the end of the fight!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bootyshanks The 3rd has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 29:28
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd made sure to mention his sponsor, ATTICUS BLACK in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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