PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paolo Bonacelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bonacelli is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Gers Pardoel - Ik Neem Je Mee . Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Titties
vs
Bonacelli

180 cm
35
158 lbs
23 - 11 - 1

173 cm
27
158 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Paolo Bonacelli!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shigeki Sano and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.
Titties tries to bum rush Bonacelli with a series of wild strikes but Bonacelli uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bonacelli throws a leg kick

and Titties counters with a takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Titties is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Bonacelli struggling a bit here.
Titties trying to control the position but Bonacelli is working away.
Titties controls the position from side control.
Bonacelli tries to improve position but can't.
Titties takes a little break here. Bonacelli wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Titties misses with the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonacelli wants to control but Titties postures up.
Titties wants to control but Bonacelli is keeping him busy.
Titties throws an elbow but Bonacelli slips to the side and avoids it well.
Bonacelli is trying to improve his position.
Titties throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Titties working the ground and pound from side control.
Bonacelli tries to improve position but can't.
Bonacelli is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Titties trying to control the position but Bonacelli is working away.
Bonacelli is trying to escape the position but Titties is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties working away.
Bonacelli is looking to reverse the position.
Titties postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Titties trying to control the position but Bonacelli is working away.
Bonacelli wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bonacelli wants to control but Titties postures up.
Titties throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titties working the ground and pound.
Bonacelli is not content to let Titties control the position.
Titties landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Titties misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Titties is looking to take a break and control but Bonacelli is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli wants to control but Titties postures up.
Bonacelli tries to buck Titties off but Titties is having none of it.
Bonacelli takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Titties taking a breather here.
Titties working the ground and pound.
Bonacelli is not content to let Titties control the position.
Titties throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties trying to control the position but Bonacelli is working away.
Titties working the head with strikes.
Bonacelli dodges the ground and pound from Titties.
Titties works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Bonacelli is looking to regain half guard here but Titties keeps moving and retains side control.
Bonacelli is not content to let Titties control the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bonacelli tries to bench press Titties off him but Titties keeps the position.
Titties is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Bonacelli's shoulder. That is not cool.
Titties has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bonacelli can't do much from the bottom here.
Bonacelli isn't going anywhere.
Bonacelli can't do much from the bottom here.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli is trying to improve his position.
Titties throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Bonacelli trying to remain calm as Titties controls from the top position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Bonacelli ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Titties on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bonacelli. Bonacelli obviously looking to wear him down.
Paolo Bonacelli is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bonacelli looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bonacelli takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good exchange - Titties coming out on top.
A leg kick checked by Titties.
No luck for Titties with that takedown attempt.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Titties looks for the body kick but Bonacelli saw that one coming.
Bonacelli misses with a looping left.
Titties fails with a takedown attempt.

Bonacelli gets caught flat footed, as Titties shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bonacelli trying to control the position.
Bonacelli has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Titties working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Titties looking to pass the guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Paolo Bonacelli.
A bone on bone clash there as Titties blocks the leg kick.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties throws a push kick but Bonacelli slaps the foot to one side.
Bonacelli buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bonacelli thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Titties if he has to take too many more of those.
Bonacelli does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
No joy there for Titties, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bonacelli pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Bonacelli. No joy for Titties on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hanz Titties. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bonacelli misses with a low kick.
Bonacelli throws a push kick but Titties slaps the foot to one side.
An inside leg kick from Bonacelli misses.
Titties lands with an uppercut that bounces Bonacelli off the cage and back into range.
Titties fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bonacelli avoids it really well and circles away.
Bonacelli looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Titties misses with a takedown attempt - Bonacelli sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bonacelli gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Titties counters with a nice body kick.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Titties misses.
Nice cross by Titties.
Titties takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bonacelli loads up on a big right hand but Titties slips the punch.
Titties buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bonacelli throws a solid leg kick but Titties takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bonacelli.
Titties is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Good work by Titties as he checks the leg kick.
Bonacelli stuffs the takedown.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties checks a leg kick.
Titties blocks a head kick by Bonacelli.
Bonacelli throws a sloppy head kick and Titties moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Bonacelli throws a low kick but Titties avoids it.
Titties avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Titties closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Bonacelli tries to roll over but Titties keeps him under control.
Bonacelli is concentrating on defense, preventing Titties from advancing position.
Titties is trying to control the action in half guard but Bonacelli is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Titties controlling the pace.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bonacelli is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Titties scores with a couple of nice shots.
Bonacelli is trying to get back to full guard.
Titties slows the pace down in half guard.
Titties missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonacelli is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Bonacelli takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Titties throws the kick towards the body but Bonacelli avoids it.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bonacelli.

Titties gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A hook to the body from Titties.
Titties blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties trying to control the position but instead, Bonacelli has worked for underhooks and has pushed Titties into the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Bonacelli.
Titties blocking some punches.
Bonacelli misses with some punches.
Bonacelli misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Titties creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Titties swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Titties stalling the fight.
Titties misses with a punch to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties misses with a knee strike.
A short left from Bonacelli.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bonacelli.
Titties drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Titties putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bonacelli in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Titties.

Bonacelli escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Titties listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bonacelli avoids the body shot from Titties.
Titties fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Titties finds it's way through Bonacelli's defenses.
Bonacelli looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bonacelli tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Paolo Bonacelli seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonacelli looks for the body kick but Titties saw that one coming.
Bonacelli lands a front kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Titties shoots and misses
and Bonacelli counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bonacelli is looking to slow Titties down with leg kicks.
Titties shoots for a takedown but Bonacelli saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hanz Titties. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Titties shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bonacelli defends it nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bonacelli throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Titties fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Titties tries a low kick but Bonacelli avoids it.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Bonacelli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bonacelli stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bonacelli wants it to stay on the feet.
Titties misses with an uppercut.
Bonacelli avoids the head kick by Titties.
Bonacelli keeps the fight on the outside.
Titties has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bonacelli.
Bonacelli throws a lazy head kick

and Titties counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Bonacelli!
Bonacelli is working to get back to half guard.
Bonacelli is squirming around, avoiding Titties's attempts to control the action.
Hanz Titties overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bonacelli wants to control but Titties is having none of it.
Bonacelli slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Titties looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Hanz Titties just wasn't active enough.
A low kick from Bonacelli misses
and Titties counters with a straight right hand.
Bonacelli displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Titties smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bonacelli is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli throws an off balance right hand
and Titties connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That kick from Bonacelli tenderised Titties's leg. Titties is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bonacelli throws an off balance right hand
and Titties makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Titties thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bonacelli if he has to take too many more of those.
Titties moves out of range as Bonacelli throws a body kick.
Paolo Bonacelli seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters circling - Titties throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Titties swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bonacelli.

Titties shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bonacelli manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Bonacelli wants to sweep but no luck.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Titties with a flurry of punches that miss.
Titties throws a big elbow that misses.
Titties won't allow Bonacelli to sweep him here.
Bonacelli is trying to control the position but Titties postures up.
Bonacelli keeping moving, preventing Titties from controlling successfully.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bonacelli controls Titties momentarily but Titties frees himself.
Titties trying to control but Bonacelli is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Hanz Titties just wasn't active enough.
Bonacelli throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Bonacelli.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli misses with a body kick.
Bonacelli explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Titties tries to clinch but Bonacelli moves out of range.
Bonacelli takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bonacelli slips under a jab.
Good work by Titties as he checks the leg kick.
Titties comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A solid body kick from Titties.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonacelli looks to land a left hand but Titties moved out of range nicely.
Titties tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bonacelli swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Bonacelli has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Titties.
Titties moves in looking to clinch but Bonacelli pushes him off.
Bonacelli fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Titties looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bonacelli moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bonacelli tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Titties paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bonacelli misses with a straight left.
Titties drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Titties takes a swing at Bonacelli's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonacelli tries to work over Titties's front leg with a kick but Titties checks it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Titties.
Bonacelli misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.
Bonacelli blocks a jab.
Bonacelli walks into a left hand.
Titties with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bonacelli to score with a decent uppercut.
Bonacelli misses with a looping left.
Titties throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bonacelli counters with a low kick, right behind Titties 's knee.
A clash of legs there as Titties blocks the low kick.
Titties fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli stuffs the takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Titties avoids a kick to the body.
Bonacelli lands a slapping body shot.
Bonacelli dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bonacelli on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Titties. Titties obviously looking to wear him down.

Titties shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Titties showed some decent athleticism there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonacelli wants to control but Titties is keeping busy.
Titties prevents Bonacelli from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties trying to control from Bonacelli's half guard. Bonacelli has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bonacelli is on top in guard.
Bonacelli tries to free his leg and advance position but Titties is retaining full guard.
Titties looking for a sweep. Not yet Titties, not yet.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Bonacelli from controlling successfully.
Bonacelli is looking to stand up but Titties won't let him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Bonacelli from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Paolo Bonacelli was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Bonacelli throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bonacelli tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bonacelli uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Titties has time to react.
Titties misses with a body shot.
Bonacelli moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli throws a push kick but Titties slaps the foot to one side.
Bonacelli leaves Titties with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hanz Titties. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bonacelli throws a front kick aimed at Titties's knee but Titties avoids it well.
Bonacelli lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Titties paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bonacelli throws a nice outside leg kick.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Titties checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bonacelli thows a leg kick but Titties checks it
and Titties counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli throws a leg kick but Titties sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bonacelli pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bonacelli is looking to score with low kicks.
The fight stays on the outside here - Titties looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Titties shoots in looking for a takedown. Bonacelli tries to sprawl out of it but Titties keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bonacelli manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bonacelli throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bonacelli shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli scores with a nice body kick.
Titties shoots in and drives through. Bonacelli sprawls well.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bonacelli attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bonacelli walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Titties checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bonacelli thows a body kick. Titties tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Bonacelli thumps Titties with a low kick.
Titties checks a leg kick.
Bonacelli fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Titties is out of range.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Bonacelli.
Titties throws the left hand but Bonacelli avoids the punch easily.
Bonacelli misses with an attempted mid kick.
Titties dives in and grabs Bonacelli's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bonacelli pushes down on Titties's head and hops out.
Titties moves out of range of the body kick from Bonacelli.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bonacelli.
Bonacelli tries to close the distance and clinch up but Titties swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bonacelli displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Titties.

Titties instigates a clinch.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bonacelli.
Titties blocks an uppercut.
Bonacelli throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tittiess head.
Bonacelli being controlled against the cage.
Titties pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Titties blocks an uppercut.
Titties tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bonacelli prevents a body shot from Titties.
Titties's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bonacelli lands a left hand that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Titties looking to stall.

And that's the end of the fight!
Paolo Bonacelli comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Hanz Titties!
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight for Hanz Titties!
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight for Hanz Titties!

Hanz Titties wins by unanimous decision!