PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Torrance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Teller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Torrance comes to the cage accompanied by Shadow on the Sun by Audioslave. Teller has chosen God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash as his entrance music. Jackson Teller is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Torrance
vs
Teller

175 cm
24
181 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

185 cm
23
178 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Torrance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jackson Teller!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Torrance misses with a hook. Teller ducked under it nicely.
Teller lands a nice shot to the body.
Torrance uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Teller.
A telegraphed right hand from Teller misses the target.
Torrance throws a right and a left that both miss.
Teller does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Torrance uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Teller.
Torrance on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Torrance throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Teller on the side of the head.
Teller lands a nice shot to the body.
Teller scores with a jab to the body.
Teller closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Teller throws a low kick but it's checked well by Torrance.
Torrance just misses with a punch to the body.
Teller throws out a loose jab but Torrance uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Teller lands a nice hook to Torrance's body. Torrance takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Teller throws a low kick but Torrance avoids it.
Teller has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Torrance finds it's way round the side to connect with Teller's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teller lands a jab to Torrance's midsection.
Torrance cracks Teller with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Teller lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Torrance misses with a jab to the body
and Teller counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Teller walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Teller keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Torrance.
Torrance uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Teller.
Jack Torrance seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Teller throws out a loose jab but Torrance uses good head movement to avoid it.
Torrance throws a shot from downtown. Teller moves away and avoids it.
Teller throws a series of punches but Torrance moves out of range.
Torrance thows a body shot but no joy.
Teller will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Teller wants to slow Torrance down by chopping away at his legs.
Torrance misses with a series of wild punches.
Torrance connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Teller momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Teller connects with an inside leg kick.
Torrance swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Teller fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Teller lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Teller takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Torrance throws a right and a left that both miss.
A big right from Teller misses.
Nice straight punches there by Teller. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Teller.
Torrance moves out of range as Teller strikes.
Teller misses with a left hand
and Torrance connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Good leg kick by Torrance there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Torrance rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Teller counters with a right hand to the body.
Torrance missing with a left hand there. Teller was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Torrance missing with a left hand there. Teller was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Torrance scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torrance loads up on a big right hand but Teller slips the punch.
Torrance lands with a good body shot.
Teller misses with a looping left.
Teller with a hook.
Torrance moves out of range of the strikes.
Torrance throws a jab when Teller was well out of range.
Torrance is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Torrance throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Torrance moves in looking to clinch but Teller pushes him off.
Torrance walks into a straight right hand from Teller.
Torrance lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Teller at a distance.
Torrance steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Teller.
Teller scores with a hook.
Teller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Torrance.
Teller looks to land a left hand but Torrance moved out of range nicely.
Torrance misses with a straight right.
Teller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Torrance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torrance misses with a double jab.
Torrance staying out of range there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Teller slips a straight right by Torrance.
Torrance scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Teller doesn't seem bothered though.
A telegraphed right hand from Torrance misses the target.
Teller throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Teller swinging wildly here.
Torrance tries to bum rush Teller with a series of wild strikes but Teller uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A telegraphed right hand from Torrance misses the target.
Torrance misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters circling - Teller throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teller tries to bum rush Torrance with a series of wild strikes but Torrance uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Torrance falls off balance throwing a combination
and Teller counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jackson Teller will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Teller loads up on a big right hand but Torrance slips the punch.
Teller throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Teller takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Teller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Torrance.
Teller pivots, looking for a leg kick but Torrance is out of range and Teller settles back down.
Torrance moves into range and connects with a jab.
Teller will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Torrance listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Teller swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Teller throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Torrance sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Teller rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Torrance moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Teller missing with a left hand there. Torrance was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Torrance thows a leg kick but Teller checks it
and Teller counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Teller slips a jab and a cross from Torrance.
Teller throws a series of punches but Torrance avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torrance lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Teller circles away quickly and effectively.
Teller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Torrance.
Teller misses with a looping left.
Torrance misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Teller. Torrance does a little dance to reset his feet.
Torrance fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Torrance cracks Teller with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jab, jab by Torrance - just one landing.
Torrance tries to bum rush Teller with a series of wild strikes but Teller uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Torrance slips a jab and a cross from Teller.
Torrance checks a leg kick.
Torrance scores with a decent looking hook.
Teller throws a lazy right hand but Torrance sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Torrance's corner calls for a 1-2. Torrance obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Good shot there by Teller.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teller cracks a nice hook into Torrance's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Torrance tries to clinch but Teller moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Torrance looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Torrance misses with a wild body shot.
Teller swings for the body but Torrance moves out of range.
Teller throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Torrance slips a jab and a cross from Teller.
Torrance ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Torrance connects with the punch.
Teller throws a hook but Torrance blocks it.
Teller thows a body shot but no joy.
Torrance lands with a nice combination. Teller backs away looking to recover.
Teller misses with a leg kick.
Torrance throws a hook to the side of Teller's head but Teller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Torrance darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A jab lands there for Torrance.
Teller blocks a jab.
Torrance misses with a two punch combination.
Torrance throws out a loose jab but Teller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Torrance slips a jab and a cross from Teller.
A low kick from Teller misses
and Torrance counters with an outside leg kick.
Teller scores with a decent looking hook.
Teller takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Teller scores with a decent looking hook.
Teller lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Torrance circles away quickly and effectively.
Teller moves out of range of the strikes.
Torrance misses with a hook.
Torrance moves away from the strike by Teller.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Teller misses with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teller is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Torrance.
Teller jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Torrance!
Torrance misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Teller walks into a stiff left hand from Torrance.
Teller misses with a straight left.
Torrance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jack Torrance is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Torrance throws a shot from downtown. Teller moves away and avoids it.
Teller looks to land a left hand but Torrance moved out of range nicely.
Torrance lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Teller circles away quickly and effectively.
Teller has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Torrance steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Teller.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Torrance, right into the meat.
Teller lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Torrance showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Teller.
Torrance jabs Teller right on the nose. Teller blinks but takes it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Torrance dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Teller dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Torrance. That did some damage!
A leg kick checked by Torrance.
Jack Torrance is winning the standup battle so far.
Teller tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Teller showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Torrance.
Torrance throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teller sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Torrance connects with a nice looking jab.
Torrance misses with the combination.
Torrance misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Teller.
Torrance takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jab, jab by Teller - just one landing.
Teller cracks the inside of Torrance's front leg.
Torrance's jab looks to have found its range, popping Teller under the eye.
Teller throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Torrance swings for the body but Teller moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torrance takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Teller throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Torrance stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Danga de danga de dang - Teller scores with a four punch combination!
Torrance has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Torrance there as he acknowledges the shot.
Teller swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Torrance avoids the body shot from Teller.
Torrance misses with a shot to the body
and Teller counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Torrance is rocked!
Teller loads up on a big right hand but Torrance slips the punch.
Oh Torrance is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Teller fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A slow jab from Torrance misses its intended target.
Teller throws a monster overhand right that drops Torrance! Teller follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jackson Teller!
After the big win, Jackson Teller made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Happy Pills 159Q - Laundry 95% and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.