PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gimpy McWimpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luis Calveo Dantez Curtez Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Luis Calveo Dantez Curtez Silva has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Gimpy McWimpy's chin.

McWimpy
vs
Calveo Dantez Curtez Silva

188 cm
26
245 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

200 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gimpy McWimpy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Luis Calveo Dantez Curtez Silva!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWimpy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Curtez Silva cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Gimpy McWimpy has been cut.
Curtez Silva avoids the head kick by McWimpy.
McWimpy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Curtez Silva tests McWimpy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Curtez Silva connects with a nice looking jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Curtez Silva misses with a hook. McWimpy ducked under it nicely.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McWimpy.
McWimpy misses with a looping left.
McWimpy has his takedown stuffed
and Curtez Silva counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gimpy McWimpy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Curtez Silva leaves McWimpy with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Curtez Silva feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McWimpy sprawling to the canvas! McWimpy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Curtez Silva finish him?!

McWimpy is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curtez Silva is looking to land body kicks.
Curtez Silva steps in with a hook that catches McWimpy right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Curtez Silva follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! McWimpy looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luis Calveo Dantez Curtez Silva!
As Luis Calveo Dantez Curtez Silva got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I told you!!!! The Rock Curtez Silva baby weeooo! I told you I knock anybody out, anytime, any place. 4 Men were no challenge for me, so 1 man is nothing.'.