PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biggs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geiger Salaam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Biggs might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Outerspace- Hail Mary. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Biggs
vs
Salaam

223 cm
26
297 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

210 cm
29
300 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Biggs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Geiger Salaam!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salaam looks to land a combination but Biggs avoids it well.
Biggs looks to land a combination but Salaam avoids it well.
Biggs jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Salaam throws a sloppy head kick and Biggs moves out of range easily.
Biggs moves away from the strike by Salaam.
Salaam ducks right into an uppercut from Biggs.
Salaam takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Biggs throws a hook but Salaam blocks it.
Biggs digs a good body shot into Salaam's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice jab there from Biggs.
Nice cross by Biggs.

It looks like Geiger Salaam has been cut.

Biggs darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Biggs wants to pass the guard but Salaam is defending well.
Biggs thows a huge punch but Salaam dodges it nicely.
Biggs stops Salaam from getting back to his feet.
Biggs thows a huge punch but Salaam dodges it nicely.
Biggs will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Salaam is refusing to be controlled, as Biggs sits in half guard.
Biggs is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Salaam wants to get back to his feet.
Biggs working Salaam over with strikes.
Salaam is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Biggs scores with a couple of nice shots.
Salaam is trying to stand back up but Biggs is controlling him

Biggs is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Salaam manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Salaam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biggs.
Biggs uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Salaam has time to react.
Geiger Salaam is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biggs explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Salaam looks winded!
Salaam throws a head kick that misses.
Salaam tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Salaam takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Biggs ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Salaam on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Salaam takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Biggs connects with a body shot.
Biggs misses with a series of wild punches.
Salaam lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Biggs circles away quickly and effectively.
Biggs lands a jab to Salaam's midsection.
Biggs scores with a hook to the body. Salaam takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Salaam closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That has opened up Geiger Salaam's cut even more.
Biggs is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice body punch from Biggs.
Biggs moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Biggs slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Salaam seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Biggs shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Salaam is backing up but Biggs catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Salaam covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Biggs Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Biggs!
An out of breath Joe Biggs thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.