PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guy Clould (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells comes to the cage accompanied by Trae - asshole. Guy Clould will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Kiss me where it smells
vs
Clould

180 cm
29
195 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

195 cm
24
185 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Guy Clould!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Emerson Jorge and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Guy Clould has been cut.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a nice head shot.

Kiss me where it smells clinches with his opponent.
Clould wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Clould stalling in the clinch but Kiss me where it smells improves position.

Kiss me where it smells drags the fight down to the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clould working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kiss me where it smells's head.
Kiss me where it smells has momentary wrist control but Clould slips an elbow through the middle.
Clould is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Kiss me where it smells looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kiss me where it smells is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Kiss me where it smells is pulling down on Clould's head to control his posture.
Clould must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clould loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Clould trying to control the position from guard on top but Kiss me where it smells is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Kiss me where it smells uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Clould takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kiss me where it smells throws a nice looking combination but Clould bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kiss me where it smells slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kiss me where it smells throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kiss me where it smells lands a right hook to the body.

Clould fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Kiss me where it smells sprawls well initially but Clould persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clould tries to stand and escape but Kiss me where it smells is controlling the position.
Clould content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clould trying to control the action but Kiss me where it smells is working from the bottom.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Guy Clould has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Clould shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Kiss me where it smells tries to buck Clould off but he can't manage it.
Kiss me where it smells tries to lock up and control but Clould gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clould unloads with some shots from mount but Kiss me where it smells bucks and avoids them well.
Clould lands a heavy elbow.
Kiss me where it smells might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to improve his position but Clould isn't that keen on the idea.
Clould working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Clould looking to control but Kiss me where it smells is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to improve his position but Clould isn't that keen on the idea.
Clould controlling the position easily from mount.
Kiss me where it smells is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiss me where it smells keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Clould looking to control but Kiss me where it smells is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Tariq Kiss me where it smells will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Guy Clould's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kiss me where it smells avoids the head kick by Clould.
Kiss me where it smells stuns Clould with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kiss me where it smells, as that shot connected.
Clould throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice shot lands for Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a jab to the jaw.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clould shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Kiss me where it smells to counter with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiss me where it smells tries to clinch but Clould moves out of range.
Clould shoots in looking for a takedown. Kiss me where it smells tries to sprawl out of it but Clould keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kiss me where it smells manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A left and a right from Kiss me where it smells both land. Nice combination.

Clould is rocked!
Clould gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Kiss me where it smells gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Clould is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tariq Kiss me where it smells!