PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I Like Big Butts. uisce beag has chosen Watermark by Enya as his entrance music. Butt Piracy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Uisce uisce beag's chin.

Piracy
vs
uisce beag

210 cm
28
300 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

189 cm
32
284 lbs
12 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Shot in the Arm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uisce uisce beag!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piracy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Piracy wants to clinch.
uisce beag lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Butt Piracy has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piracy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
uisce beag tries a head kick but it misses.
Piracy wants to clinch
and uisce beag counters with a good, hard body kick but Piracy shrugs it off.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but uisce beag paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
uisce beag throws a head kick that misses.
uisce beag circles away from the clinch attempt
and uisce beag counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up but uisce beag swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Piracy wants to clinch.
Piracy is looking to clinch but uisce beag is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piracy blocks a head kick by uisce beag.
Piracy checks a low kick from uisce beag.
Piracy tries to clinch but uisce beag moves out of range.

Piracy clinches up with uisce beag and pushes him back against the cage.
Piracy misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Piracy.
uisce beag blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Piracy lands with a left to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Piracy.

It looks like Uisce uisce beag has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
uisce beag missing with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
uisce beag avoiding damage as Piracy throws knees to the body.
A short right from Piracy.
uisce beag swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piracy throws an elbow that misses.
Piracy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of uisce beag backwards.
uisce beag dodges an elbow strike from Piracy.
A short right from Piracy.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike.
Piracy lands a big right hand that drops uisce beag! The killer instinct kicks in and Piracy finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Piracy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Butt Piracy!
A very excited looking Butt Piracy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.