PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Orange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orange comes to the cage accompanied by Bob Seger- Turn the Page. Yerface is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Ima Yerface has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Orange
vs
Yerface

200 cm
30
214 lbs
26 - 11 - 0

190 cm
33
214 lbs
24 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Brute

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Orange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orange looks to land a body kick but Yerface moved away.
Yerface misses the shot to the body.
Yerface misses with a hook.
A low kick from Orange is predictable there
and Yerface counters with a straight right hand.
Yerface wants to slow Orange down by chopping away at his legs.
Yerface's jab looks to have found its range, popping Orange under the eye.
Nice cross by Orange.

Orange closes the distance and clinches.

Orange escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Yerface uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Orange.

Yerface tries to keep at a distance but Orange has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orange crunches a lovely knee into Yerface's ribcage.
Orange wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Yerface has him pressed against the cage.
Yerface misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yerface throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Orange works on Yerface's body with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yerface.
Yerface blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Orange tries to circle away but Yerface has him pinned against the cage.
Yerface is trying to break free.
Orange misses with a hook to the ribs.
Orange goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Orange tries to work over Yerface's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Orange misses with a hook to the ribs.
Yerface lands a hook that snaps the head of Orange backwards.
Orange blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Orange landing knees to the body.
Yerface looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orange scores with a nice hook to the head.
Orange trying to land knees to the body.
Orange lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Ima Yerface has been cut.
Orange tries to throw a body punch but Yerface avoids it by throwing Orange back against the cage.
Orange looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Orange lands a body shot.
Yerface lands a damaging elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orange taking a breather.
Yerface scores with a nice hook to the head.
Orange stalling in the clinch.
Yerface struggles to land a body shot inside as Orange controls his hands.
Orange misses with a punch to the body.
Orange tries to throw a body punch but Yerface avoids it by throwing Orange back against the cage.
Orange misses with a hook from the clinch.
Orange misses with a punch to the body.
Orange misses with a punch on the inside.
Yerface working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Orange misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Yerface fails to land.
Orange presses Yerface against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Yerface will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Orange up against the cage.
Yerface misses with an elbow over the top.
Yerface misses with a hook from the clinch.
Orange tries to work over Yerface's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yerface tries to throw a body punch but Orange avoids it by throwing Yerface back against the cage.
Yerface throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Orange's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Orange looking to slow down the pace here.
Orange lands an uppercut.
Yerface is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Orange misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yerface.
Yerface blocks a body shot from Orange.
A nice left hand lands by Orange.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Yerface blocking some punches.
Yerface swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Orange.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orange gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Orange breaks from the clinch.
Orange just misses with a punch to the body.
Yerface misses with a looping right.
Yerface looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Orange is fending him off so far but Yerface persists. Nope, Orange circles away and we're back to standing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orange throws a series of punches but Yerface moves out of range.
Orange tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yerface paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Orange.
Orange scores with a jab to the body.
Yerface throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Orange finds it's way round the side to connect with Yerface's head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yerface checks a leg kick.
Orange listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yerface connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Orange dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ima Yerface's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Orange throws a body punch but Yerface moves out of range.
Orange throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Orange keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Orange fails in his attempt to clinch.
Yerface swings for the body but Orange moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Yerface.
Yerface lands a nice shot to the body.
Jake Orange is winning the standup battle so far.
Orange throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Yerface darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Orange walks into a jab.

It looks like Jake Orange has been cut.
Orange is looking to wear down Yerface with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A leg kick checked by Yerface.
Nice shot by Orange.
Yerface checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orange missing with a left hand there. Yerface was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Yerface throws a leg kick that misses.
Yerface throws a chopping leg kick but Orange manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Yerface throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Orange scores with a nice right hand.
Yerface misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Orange.
Yerface moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Orange walks into a stiff left hand from Yerface.
Orange checks the leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Yerface.
Jake Orange is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Yerface tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Orange closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orange avoiding damage as Yerface throws knees to the body.
Orange using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Yerface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orange misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Orange as the two fighters clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Orange can't find room to land a body shot as Yerface controls the action.
Yerface blocking some punches.
Orange lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Orange is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice body punch from Orange.
Orange on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Orange pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Yerface misses with a wild body shot.
Orange swings for the body but Yerface moves out of range.
Yerface connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Yerface thuds a left hand into Orange's body.
Yerface thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orange slips a jab and a cross from Yerface.
Yerface throws a lazy head kick
and Orange counters with a head kick.
Yerface drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Orange tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Yerface manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A looping hook to the body misses from Orange. Yerface does a little dance to reset his feet.
Orange tries to clinch but Yerface moves out of range.
Orange throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Orange keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yerface.
Yerface lands a glancing blow to the side of Orange's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yerface throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Orange loads up on a big right hand but Yerface slips the punch.
Yerface is looking to score with low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orange throws a jab when Yerface was well out of range.
Yerface slips a jab and a cross from Orange.
Yerface shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Orange as he avoids it easily.
Yerface scores with a leg kick.
Yerface misses with a head kick.
Yerface misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yerface.
Orange lands a nice hook to Yerface's body. Yerface takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Orange throws a body punch but Yerface moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Orange feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yerface's calf.
Yerface is breathing heavily.
Orange blocks a head kick by Yerface.
Yerface needs to keep his hands up - Orange had a free shot at his head there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Orange dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Orange's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Yerface misses with a head kick.
A big left from Orange misses.
Yerface scores with a jab. Orange acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Yerface connects with a solid leg kick.
Yerface throws an overhand right that lands on Orange's shoulder, as Orange tries to avoid the shot.
Yerface throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses.
Orange is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Orange tries to clinch up but Yerface circles away and keeps his distance.
Yerface moves out of range of the strikes.
Orange misses with a head kick.
Yerface avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orange misses with a hook. Yerface ducked under it nicely.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yerface!
Orange takes a jab right on the kisser.
Orange ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yerface moves away.
Orange with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Yerface to score with a decent uppercut.
Orange slips a jab and a cross from Yerface.
An inside leg kick lands from Yerface.
Yerface takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yerface takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Orange throws a head kick that misses.
Orange connects with a leg kick. Yerface looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yerface moves away from the strike by Orange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orange throws a series of punches but Yerface avoids them all with ease.
Yerface avoids a kick to the body.
Orange scores with a decent looking hook.
Orange moves in looking to clinch but Yerface pushes him off.
Orange tries to clinch but Yerface moves away
and Yerface counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Yerface misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Orange with a jab.
Orange tries to land a front kick but Yerface steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An inside leg kick lands from Orange.
Yerface moves forwards but Orange connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Yerface thuds his right hand into Orange's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ima Yerface has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Orange.
Nice uppercut lands for Orange. That snapped Yerface's head back.
Yerface on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Orange connects with a jab.
Yerface takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orange defending well as Yerface loads up on a big left hand.
Orange connects with a looping right hand.
Orange connects with a looping right hand.

Yerface is rocked!
Yerface takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yerface is still on wobbly legs! Can Orange finish him?
Yerface is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Orange doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Yerface crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Yerface's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jake Orange!
Jake Orange very nearly forgot to thank Brute amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.